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So here I am at the college computer lab waiting to get my essay read and reviewed (i.e. ripped apart)... damn, I'm so bored...

A Very Poot Story Pt.1

Once upon a time about next Tuesday, Saitou Puppy was taking a leisure-like stroll after a hard day of gluing rocks to the ceiling of the Great Puri Hall. It was his idea that when the glue wore off, the rocks would fall on unsuspecting people and puries, and he would laugh. So there he was, strolling up a storm when suddenly he found himself not where he was. Where was he? He didn't know. Being that he was nowhere, he decided that there was no point in strolling anymore.

"I am hungry," his tongue said. "I think for something sour." Which is what tongues say. That or, "I am red and my moistness is something you cannot take from me."

Deciding his tongue knew what was best for him, Puppy looked around for anything edible. And being that there were no Eds around to be ible, he looked for something to eat. It was then he spotted a rock.

Now, rocks usually aren't something to be eaten. They are normally used to be dropped on unsuspecting people and puries, so one could laugh and be amused. However, this rock had wings spouting out from it, so it might have been different.

"It kinda looks like a puri egg," Puppy thought to himself.

And himself answered back, "But puri eggs don't have hair."

"Oh yeah, it does have hair, doesn't it?"

He agreed with himself that it was probably not a puri egg. What kind of rock was it then? He picked it up and decided he couldn't be nowhere anymore and wandered off to find a frying pan.

To Be Continued...

oooh Puppy wrote a story about.... hairy eggus O_o *Very curious indeed*

*snickers* Indeed *nods*

::Slinks around, gnawing at eggy before wrapping it up::