Clearly Canadian
Welcome to the first Clearly Canadian auction series, featuring the 7 Deadly Sins!
Up for auction today we have a bottle bursting to the brim with gluttony which will grow into a rather large orange moose.
Gluttony
What it is: Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Why you do it: Because you were weaned improperly as an infant.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.
Associated symbols & suchlike: Gluttony is linked with the pig and the color orange.
Ruled By: Gluttony is ruled by the sign Jupiter.
(courtesy of deadlysins.com)
So how do moose relate to gluttony? Well, according to Mrs., "My husband & I own 30 acres of prime moose habitat. Unfortunately they have just about eaten up all of the aquatic browse". Tisk tisk, naughty moose, eating 30 acres of nice Mrs.'s aquatic browse! Also, according to The Magnificent Moose Project, "The moose has favorite foods that it actively seeks out. Moose have four stomach chambers and like to eat willow, aspen, birch, underwater plants, and garden vegetables... Willow is the preferred food of moose and they don't eat spruce. If a moose finds your garden, he or she might return and eat your vegetables every year!"
But never fear. Humans can retaliate and not only use their image on food tiles but also use it to make tasty mose jerky.*
*We here at Clearly Canadian do not advise you to go out hunting moose to make jerky. Moose can get terribly angry, even angrier than geese.
