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Introduction:
Who are we? ..... First post
Rules ..... Second post
Prizes and donations ..... Third post
FAQ ..... Fourth post
Entries ..... Fifth post
Winners and other info ..... Sixth post
Banners and Affiliates ..... Seventh post


Who?
You! And us. Who are we? We are H.A.R.S.H., a guild of critiquers and critiquing, it's a private guild so don't even get the idea that it's perfectly fine to pop in once and ask for a rating then leave and never be seen again. We even speak against such behavior in our guild rules.
What?
A contest designed for prose only.
When?
Now. Well, now until the 25th, I should say. The contest is going to run for three weeks, that's three weeks for you to write about whatever set scenario we've given for the topic at hand.
Where?
Here. Duh. You will post your stories here for the convience of the judges.
How?
Through the generousity of the guild members of H.A.R.S.H. and possibly the Writing Contests Charity we are hoping for the ability to preform one of these contests every month.
Why?
Because we give prizes and critiques.


August's Prompt: Grammatically Incorrect.
July's Prompt: An apocalyptic world.

Entry fee: 250 gold
Rules

1. First and foremost: No chatspeak. We do not allow it anywhere, not in stories, not in posts, nowhere. Don't use it and respect the fact we abhor such a travesty of the English language and we'll get along fine.

2. Now, to succeed that first rule, this one should come as a basic rule: Use proper English. H.A.R.S.H. is a guild built on the ideals of people who care about English and respond with passion to improving themselves. This also includes the easily recommended perfect spelling and grammar. We know quite a bit about it, so dont expect us to miss your little mistakes.

3. Don't expect praise. From any of the judges. If you came to this contest hoping to be showered upon with love and worship then a prize, go away. Now. We wont tolerate petulance due to being told what is wrong with your writing. Everyone can improve, even the most pretentious bratty little prodigy.

4. Please, don't badger the judges or the other contestants. If someone from H.A.R.S.H. decides to enter this contest I do not want to hear bitching about it. Obviously, if they enter they won't be judging. That just wouldn't be fair, duh, we know this, so you don't have to state it.

5. Write to the scenario set out, don't make up an excuse as to why you couldn't figure it out, just don't. If we're giving you three weeks, you should be able to come up with something. Anything.

6. As a follow-up of rule five, if you decided not to read these rules and send in some piece of absolute tripe that has nothing to do with the theme of the month and it shows you didn't attempt to respect our contest and the organizing we put ourselves through to make it easier for you: you will not receive a critique. It is more work from the judges than it is worth for people who could not even attempt to respect a contest by reading its rules.

7. Okay, this should be obvious but this is a prose only contest. There are guilds that hold contests for poetry only, if you want to enter your poetry somewhere go to them.

8. We are limiting prizes down to two. When I say this, I mean that say one person sends in such an outstanding piece of writing we're all just blown away. And due to the point-system they would win all of the miscellaneous prizes as well as first place. Won't happen, due to this rule: If a person wins more than two prizes systematically they will win the top two of their categories and no others. I.e.-- A person wins 2nd place and also Best Plot and Most Creative. But they got more points with Most Creative, then the prize for Best Plot will go to the next person.

9. We're only allowing for a maximum of 25 entries, but a minimum of 15.

10. Lastly: Don't b***h about the fee for the contest. Remember that you will have several judges grading your work meticulously and thoroughly. And if you do the math, you'll see that this contest is costing us. Here's what I mean: 25 (max number of entries) X 250 (entry fee) = 6250 gold total taken in by us. 5000 (first) + 2500 (second) + 1500 (misc.) = 9,000 given out in prizes. All right? Good.
Prizes and Donations
Let me just say that if you read the rules, you'll realize that we're not going to be able to keep doing this forever if we don't get some help. surprised That's where other people come in--yes, you. Donations would be absolutely lovely and loved to death. heart

Donations:
Alvonina - Two sealed envelopes
rock_babe - 1000 gold
WW&CCF - 3000 gold and Thank You Letter for March 2005
SoulCutterx113 - 1500 gold

eek We're all in shock.

Prizes:

1st place - 5000 gold OR a piece of art done by your chosen artist.
2nd place - 2500 gold OR a piece of art done by your chosen artist
3rd place - A piece of art done by your chosen artist
Honorable Mentions (500 gold each):
Most creative; Best character development; Best plotline.

Here are samples from every artist readily available. Please remember though, if you choose this medium for your prize, that these artists all have lives of their own and if you badger them into finishing your piece quickly you may not get it at all. They are dedicating their time and ability to this contest, they should be respected. heart

Veive: Head and shoulders
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SoulCutterX13: various
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erikakaiser: various
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/redirect.php?r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdeviation%2F18541117%2F
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/redirect.php?r=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdeviation%2F19090638%2F
lizzieluvsyou: various
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/lizzieluvsyou/elle.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/lizzieluvsyou/auction/lineart1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/lizzieluvsyou/auction/colored1.jpg
[Silver]: various
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/SilverWinglie/zarrhatter_t.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/SilverWinglie/yuref_t.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/SilverWinglie/Graduate_t.jpg
Little Ling: various
http://sheep.xs4all.nl/~osgossip/fanart/gaiafinal.jpg
http://sheep.xs4all.nl/~osgossip/fanart/entrymaid1.jpg
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13400834/
Eirein: various
http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic.php?u=3008cj1a5&i=581704
FAQ

Q: What do you mean by "Grammatically Incorrect?"
A: Well, if we told you it wouldn't be much of a contest now would it? razz We don't mean to say that people who enter this contest acting like a total n00b will win first place (hint, hint), but that we want you to expand your mind about it. It's the theme but that doesn't mean it has to rule the writing.

Q: Can we use non-human characters?
A: Of course, just make sure you do your research right.

Q: Is there a word minimum/maximum?
A: No, there are technically no set limitations, but I plead with you to think about the poor judges who will be critiquing these entries and reading all of them. Think about them when you sit down to write a twenty-page masterpiece, please. heart

Q: Where should entries go?
A: You can PM them to this account or post them on the thread.

Q: What do you mean by 'prose only?'
A: We mean that you may enter any non-poetical writing. So no poetry or song lyrics.

Q: Who should I send the entry fee to?
A: Send it to this account, H.A.R.S.H., it is the guild's mule account and used for all assets belonging to the guild.

Q: Where should I send any donations?
A: Same as above, all funds should be directed to H.A.R.S.H.'s mule account, H.A.R.S.H.

Q: I only have XXX gold! gonk Can I pay you later?
A: No, I'm afraid not. 250 gold is not that much gold. It's maybe about five posts combined with a few polls.

Q: Can I join H.A.R.S.H.? smile
A: Sure! biggrin All you have to do is apply to the guild and we'll scrutinize to see if you qualify.

Q: Can I judge?
A: I'm afraid that only members of H.A.R.S.H. are judging these contests, if you would like to join H.A.R.S.H., you're more than welcome to apply (see above).

Q: Can I have gold?
A. No.

Q: Why not?
A: Because we barely have any to support this contest.

Q: Please?
A: No. Now go away.
Entries

smile = paid the entry fee
3nodding = paid and sent in a story

Arkadi - smile
TheAntiSora - 3nodding
Monalisa80 - 3nodding
Mcphee - 3nodding
Donagan Thatch - smile
Alvonina - 3nodding
Azn_Cutie_Chique - 3nodding
rock_babe - smile
Mahayr - 3nodding
Other Information
Who are the judges?
Well, the judges are:
Hiriyou (myself), Rose McCann, SoulCutterX13, Little Ling, Ego Minion, lizzieluvsyou, KuroRan, and Smokeblue.


Winners

1st- Alvonina
2nd- Mcphee
3rd- TheAntiSora
Honorable Mentions:
Most Creative Entry - Alvonina
Best Character Development - Mcphee
Best Plotline - Mahayr
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1. Sorrow has No Company like Laughter

This is set in a land called In Between, in between magic and not, like a railroad station, some pass through to the otehr side, some don't and some stay there. Not a big land, about half the size of ours, but rich in culture and species. Of magic and non.

Madrie walked along the road, stifling the tears that kept threatiningly rising up, and letting out silent sobs without letting the girls behid her see. They were the toughest gang in the city, or so they claimed. Their name was The Tormentors, and no truer name could have been found for the mean gang of girls. There were three gangs in the city, well four, see supposed but they didn't count. The Dragons, The Tormentors and The Motorcyles. The motorcycles didn't torment, they just rode aroung and were annoying. And well, The Laughter, well they didn't count, They rode around, but on horses, some strange beasts that came from the mortal world. They wore jesters clothing and sang as they rode. They were considered themselves dooing a service to the own, by cheering them up. At first the gangs tried to mess with them but they were just as tough as they were giggly, and they were always laughing about something.

This whole town was weird, in her opinion, but she couldn't go back to the elves. They had found out she was a half elf, half human. She had always refused to go swimming so the hair dye that made her hair look pink instead of the mortal brown wouldn't wash off. But at the theme park the bucket of water came down on her and the dye washed out. She couldn't go to the mortal cause her eyes were purple, which wasn't normal for mortals aparrently. So she was in this stupid city. With the crazy gangs and the idiots and all of them hating half bloods. At least they didn't hang them here, only tormented them.

She saw the Laughter ride by. The Tormentors quicly scattered, pretending they weren't scared. She was about to follow suit but they had already noticed her and were motioning her towards them. She sighed and waited as they rode up. One of them dismounted and held out hi hand, "Nores Wells, also know as King Arthur" she shook it and remembered that they each thought they were a member of King Arthurs court and King Arthur was the leader. It was one of the few stories that was told on both sides of the border. She smiled weakly thruogh her tears, which had come freely when The Tormentors left and added, "I'm Madrie" He smiled back, the smile fo a king to his saddened subject. He lifted her chin up and said, "Were they bothering you? why? he asked and then saw her eyes. Put together with her hair, it became painfully clear the answer the to his question. "Dont' worry, we'll deal with them" he said and he remounted his. "Stop" said a man next to him, "she's coming with us." Arthur loolked at him as if he was crazy. "Why? She'll only bring trouble, that's why we stayed away from halflings before. Plus we have no more spots on the round table left, and we don't even know if she's funny or musical." The man shook his head in argument, "She stays, she can be Morgan Le Fay. or something. I know. She has laughter in her eyes" "that's just tears" he respondeed uncompirmisingley.

The man must have had a reputation for being argumentative, since much to her bewilderment she was mounted on one of the beasts and was taken in with the Laughters. She was given a room, and dinner. Dinner was a confusing affair, with everyone calling her Morgan and joking. Then after dinner the man who said she was to stay decided to test her to see what she could do. "I'm Lancelot, or Lance, informally" she remember Lancelot's opinions were weighty in King Arthurs tales, maybe that was why she could stay. "So can you sing, tell jokes, juggle, do acrobatics, play an instument?" he questioned. "I don't know?" she answered truthfully, "What are jokes, or juggles or acrobats?" He sighed and explained them in detail. "Oh" she exclaimed when he got to the exlamtion of acrobatics. "Like this" she asked and did a handstand. Then she knelt down and put her head between her legs. Then she did a backflip and smiled and stood up. He clapped and said, "That was exactly right, you're in the show."

That night she slept peacefully and felt so happy to have finally found a place she belonged. The next morning they rode as a group to the park where they would do their show. On the way she slowly learned her companions names, names like Guinevere, and Percival and Galahad. She had reviewed the act that Lancelot had tought her before they left adn she was ready. She was completely happ till tey entered the slums. This was where she had lived for the past 8 months, and many people, their lives. She saw babies starving, peoples dead bodies rotting. And her happiness fled. How could she do an act about happiness, and smile and act when these people were starving. It seemed cruel to everyone who saw it, such a farse, a fake, pretending that everything was okay, when it wasn't.How could her companions be so happy! By the time she got to the show area she was desolate. Lance took one look at her toook he aside.
"What is wrong, you're up next why the glum face? We need you to be happy?" "You liar" she said, turning angrily, "You all think everything is alright that there is nothing wrong with the world, and go along singing about fields and flowers. HOW?" He put a hand on her back and sighed, "We don't think the world is fine, or try to disguise it. What we do is give them something to think about, something cheerful, none of us are happy, but we pretend, so the people can forget for even just an hour or two, about how bad it is out there. Didn't you sometimes forget how bad it is, thinking abut how sillt The Laughter looked?" "Yes..., but even if they forget, nothing happens to make it better. It isn't enough so why pretend?" she sighed sadly. "Because it gives people hope to try to make it beter, to try to make it a place with flowers and happiness. People who can do something, whose talents can do that sort of thing. All we're good at is pretending to be happy" he said.

Most people would like to hear that immediatly it made her happy,a dn enjoyed her work, and the world improved. But that is not the way of this world, or any other. But she did the act, with a faked smile, which was a struggle to keep up. But even if her mind wasn't totally cleared of doubts, her mind used every spare moment to mull over the new ideas. And although the sorrow wasn't gone, it had company, for all around the Round table, she heard jokes and banter, so that even her sorrow couldn't keep a smile from her face. And just as often as she was sad, she was happy. And her laughter rang out true, just as the people who watched their acts did. And even if the world didn't change uch over those years, if you had asked her she would have said the entire world had changed it's frown to a smile. Fot the best company to sorrow is Laughter.

I tried not to make it to long. But then it turned out rather short. Oh well.
erm...am I allowed to be a contest whore and enter this one too? xd
For the time being there are no rules against entering a contest after winning a prize(s) in a previous contest held by us. So, of course you may! biggrin

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Now -here's- a prompt that I can work with.

I'm definitely entering.

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