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So Johnny smashed one of his guitars in Buffalo Saturday night because it wasn't working.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07vxaKxwiw

Today, someone posts on the Inner Machine with the user name "JohnsGuitar":

I understand there has been much concern about me lately. Yes, I had fallen and I couldn't get up but Damage helped me out.

This was all part of John's *warped* sense of humor. I had *become* a *splinter* in his side for a while. He did *knot* mean to hurt me but John likes to go against the *grain* from time to time. In fact, he's usually all *bark* and no bite like the tree I was made from. John is really quite a *sap* in real life. He *wood* never hurt anyone or anything intentionally.

I will have to *lumber* around for a while but at least I wasn't beaten to a *pulp*. So I hope now all of you that *saw* or heard about this understand the deal.

Well, time for me to *slide* back into my case.

Peace


Later he posted again:

Last night John felt so bad that he serenaded me. He played a song I never heard before. It was called Love Me *Tinder*.


xd

And again!!

Please *don't worry*. The other guitars said I was *falling down* like a *domino* and went into a *slide* across the stage. I can tell you this much, my *sound hole* is killing me. I felt like I was wearing a *g string* the way I was *wedge*d against the side of the stage. My *neck* is a little stiff as well. Once I went into the air, I knew *somethin’ bad* was going to happen. It sure felt like a *long way down* even though it was only a few feet. I have *become* a *weeping willow* with all this *sympathy* and it’s a great *equalizer* and will help me *spring* back real soon.

The guitar strikes again!! I really want to know who's behind this...

I'm feeling sort of *board* today. Maybe I should ask Robby for some crayons to *drawer* with. I had a good meal last night and it should help me get my strength back. The best was when John brought me *acorn* on the cob. He says I have my own fans now and should watch out for *stalk*ers. He said he didn't want to beat around the *bush* because some people can be crazy. He also said if I ever had a problem to just give him a *ring* and he'd come running and pound whoever it was into the *dirt*. Well, time for me to relax and drink some *mineral* water and maybe later John said he'd take me to get my *palm* read.

He really did that? Aww. How awfull! I would feel really bad. I guees he can afford to go around smashing them to bits though. I assume that link was to a video? I'll have to check it out on a better connection.
The humor in those last posts was pretty good. I laughed.
John really smashed a guitar? Was he angry when he did it, or was it funny, like Johnny-crowd pleaser- humor?

I'm not sure. Some people say he looked angry, others say he was just playing around.

I thought it was pure awesomeness. biggrin

And it was!!

If I remember correctly, he said "Well, it wasn't working!" or something like that.