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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:25 pm
Cring, Crack, Scree, Clang! Was the rhythm of the day. The beats of the Garage were all a flutter throughout down town Armarus. With cars, buses and other vehicles of sorts buzzing by in the busy streets behind the two mechanics, and the sun beating down hot on Kira's goggled head. The younger of the two mechanic sisters was fiddling around with a makeshift remote, with wires and buttons and doo dads popping all up and about it. She held it at this metal cart that was moving around beneath the elder sister; Surina who was up on the sign of their humble little shop who's name seemed to change every week, sometimes less! "Alright, so the Still n' Drill's done." Surina said to herself as the last "L" fell off of the garage and into the large metal cart filled with other letters. The elder sister then hopped off the sign and down onto the driveway completely safe and sound thanks to some clanky metal boots she was wearing. Bronze and silver in color with some cogwheels wheeling about. A pair of balloons popped out from the soles and deflated upon landing. "Alright, now let's head back in to grab the new sign." The elder stated, her long black hair now tied up into a bun and held closely to the back of her head. "Of course!" Kira said with a smile, strolling in after her sister. Her belt of tools bobbing about on her raggedy jeans that were horribly stained with oil, along with her slender cheeks. Kira blinked a few times, adjusting from the bright outdoors to the much different lighting inside of their garage, fluorescent lights were on and buzzing twenty four seven. The systematically cluttered mess of a garage seemed so welcoming to the two sisters, with a pile of scrap metal designated specifically for signs off by the stairs. They passed a set of suspension mechanisms which were high up in the air, a few broken down vehicles set upon them. Surina set herself down at a table with a couple of cups, a jug of coffee and a half eaten bowl of Mercioes and popped open a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She stuck one such deathstick in her mouth and lit it up with a lighter that she found after rummaging around in her tank top whereas Kira set herself down and bopped off the set of objects that cluttered the table and set down a piece of paper and a bunch of blueprints before sitting herself down across from her sister. And after a few moments of silence and pencil shaking, Kira opened her mouth. "How about Nuts n' Bolts?" She asked, her frail frame leaning over the table. "We already did that, sis..." Surina sighed, taking her smoke out of her mouth for a moment and flicking the burnt up portion onto the floor. Kira sighed, leaning back into her seat, she stuck the pencil between her thin lips and suggested another name. "How about..." She hummed, scratching her cheek. "Grinding Gears?" "We did that too, on like our third week here." Surina shot that down, quick and sharply, too. Much like the jagged pieces of scrap metal on the walls. There was another moment of silence, then a loud buzzing. Kira and Surina popped up and leaped into action, dashing up to the entrance of the garage with wrenches and hammers and drills a plenty. "Hello, and welcome to our humble garage!" They said with a smile, one arm around eachother and the other one off in the air. "..." Their customer today was none other than Mary Nolastname, who's sleeve was all rolled up, circuitry popping out of the base and forearm of her prosthetic arm. "Yeah, it's nice to see you too." She said with a sort of soft smile and walked towards the two, only with her right arm being a bit stiff. "Yeah, can you two fix this?" She asked, the two mechanics instantly surrounded Marian and started poking and prodding at her arm. "Well, other than looking quite nice today, it seems that you've taken quite a blow to this pretty little arm of yours." Kira leaned in towards Mary's shoulder, tugging at one of the wires that were popping out, 'causing the buxom blonde's arm to flop up and smack Surina in the face. "Sorry about that," Mary said, embarrassed. "No need, in fact we should thank you. We know exactly what the problem is now!" Surina twirled her wrench and then they escorted Mary into the garage and set her down on one of the counters. "Lay back." Kira ordered, sounding a bit professional, yet with a tinge of playfulness. Mary obeyed, all while Surina was getting out some wire cutters and a torch. And then an hour was taken out of their day before Mary came out, the two mechanics covered in oil and dust with a tinge of blood on their faces. "Have a nice day!" They waved Mary goodbye. "Thanks, I'll see you two around!" Mary called back with her semi-prosthetic arm, now functioning more than properly. "Stay safe, hun!" Kira blew a kiss, before spinning around and heading back inside, looking a bit exhausted. "Ugh..." She grumbled, Surina soon following after. "That was my first time working with prosthetics... especially ones that are only incorporated around the living body parts..." Kira huffed, plopping herself back down in the seat with the blueprint. Kira sitting down across from her, lighting up another cigarette. "Yeah, you get used to it though. It's pretty much like... like." "Like making a robot?" Kira smiled. "Yeah, like making a robot." Surina nodded, "Now back to this name business..." Kira started chewing on some bubble gum, leaning in over the blueprints. "How about the Bronzed Bull?" "That sounds like a bar for homosexual demons." Surina replied. "Fine... Well, how about Cogwheel Cats?" Kira suggested. "Then people suggest that we dress up as kittens." Surina pursed her lips. "Tch... well how's-" Just then, the buzzer sounded again. The two sisters then popped up and sprinted on over to the entrance yet again. "Welcome to our humble garage!" The two sisters shouted, straight at the red headed courier; Sylvia Silat. "Uh... hello there." She greeted, a bit sheepishly. Kira walked on over to the new face, and started eying her and the vehicle she had brought. "Hmm?" She raised a brow, "You're a new face." Kira noted, prodding Sylvia in the cheek. "Well... I haven't been around for quite a time, because you see-" She was about to explain the situation with all the couriers being placed on lock down because of the Crimson's stranglehold on the deserts when Surina went about and started examining Sylvia's beat up, bent, and crumpled moped. "You're a courier, aren't you?" She noted. "Oh, yes!" Sylvia nodded confidently, Surina then looked over at Kira with a smile. "Alright, well just come on in and we'll get down to work." Surina and Kira then started moving Sylvia's moped, and the red headed courier herself into the garage. Surina started taking a closer look at the injured vehicle while the younger bandana'd mechanic started stepping on a switch which lowered one of their older projects and hit another one which dumped it off onto the floor with an eardrum shattering crash. "Please be careful with Ringo..." Sylvia said quietly, observing the way they seemed to take care of their past projects. She stood off sheepishly to the side, becoming a part of the background while the two sisters picked up the machine and dumped it onto the suspended table. "Don't worry." Kira assured as one of the tires popped off and rolled across the floor to the counter. Sylvia's eyes nearly popped out of her head with worry. However Kira acted as if it wasn't her fault. "Jeez, what did you do to this thing anyway?" She asked, popping it with one of her gloved hands. "Ringo was.. well, stolen from me the other day, and when a hobo helped me get it back he ended up driving it into the front of a truck..." "Tch, figures." Surina sighed, and Kira whipped out this little tool kit and went to work when all of a sudden the bell rang again. "Surina, could you get that?" Kira asked, putting on her welding mask, Surina's puffy face paling in the background. "Sure, no problem." And with that, the elder sister started walking to the door while Sylvia was silently screaming her head off at all the bits and pieces that flew off of Ringo. And this time, at the door was a head of blue hair. "Welcome to our humble little shop!" Surina said, pointing towards the nonexistant sign with a bit of glee. "How may I help you?" She asked, bowing. Heirou wasn't wearing his usual thick blue hooded coat, but rather a simple vest. His coat, however was hung over his shoulder. "I'm here to pick up those new guns I ordered." Surina's eyes snapped open for a moment. "Oh! You're early!" She exclaimed, whisking Heirou inside and running with him past Sylvia and Kira. "He's here already?!" Kira asked, lifting her mask for a moment. "Yeah, but just keep working!" Surina shouted, shoving Heirou into Sylvia. "And both of you, wait upstairs!" She ordered, pointing towards the two. "But-but Ringo!" Sylvia cried. "It'll be alright!" Kira assured, dropping what she was doing and rushed Sylvia to the stairs. "You'll get a lolipop for being good, so just be patient!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:03 am
The actual living areas of the two Mechanics weren't too much cleaner than the working areas. Sylvia and Heirou had just been shoved into the kitchen, confused and disgusted by the condition of the place. There were old, dirtied glasses a plenty all over the counter, a set of long emptied beer bottles on the table, broken plates in the sink along with who knows what else. "Gross." Sylvia said simply, lifting her foot and looking down at the musty floor, just littered with oil and clothes. She plucked a bra off of her shoe and lifted it to her line of sight, grimacing with disgust. "Yick." She sneered, tossing it back to where it came and decided to just stand there, stationary. She really wasn't sure where to go, the chairs had obviously just been cobbled together with some scrap metal. "Well... This is a thing..." Heirou muttered out of his paled lips, venturing out and away from the chubby courier and decided to look around. "He-hey, what are you doing!?" Sylvia squeaked, not moving from her position. Heirou slowly rose his hands as if he were being arrested, then twirled his wrists sarcastically. "Looking around?" "We-well don't!" Sylvia yelped, panicking a bit as if she had stepped into the lair of a mass murderer, despite talking to one as if he were her kid. "Why not?" Heirou twirled his wrists again, then shoved his hands into his pockets. "B-because!" "Well come over here and get me then." Heirou said smugly, causing Sylvia's timidness to get the best of her and she backed down. "Exactly." Heirou smirked and started looking around, taking a glance at some more bottles of alcohol. "Someone seems to have their vexes..." He muttered to himself, tapping at one with his fingernail.
Back downstairs, Surina was huddling over a desk with a bunch of half completed guns. She kept taking looks up at the blueprint hung up on the wall in front of her. It seemed to be the only real thing that wasn't a pile of clutter in the place. She leaned back in her seat, a cigarette still in her mouth, burning freely. "Oh gosh... what do I do now..." She sighed, hands on the sides of her head in distress. She then looked over and took a hold of some random doo dads and knick knacks and huddled back over the table when the bell rang yet again. "Kira!" Surina shouted to the sky. "I'm on it!" The younger mechanic said from the other end of the garage, setting down her welding tools and ran to the door, leaving the blowtorch running and in contact with Sylvia's moped. And this time, at the door was none other than Wade Bliss, Vanguardier. "Hello, Miss..." "Please, call me Kira." Kira blushed, bobbing her head a bit. "Surina's... actually in the back." She motioned towards the garage as if you could see more than a couple of piles of junk from the entrance. She guessed he wasn't here on business matters primarily because he wasn't wearing his uniform but rather street clothes. He wore a beige jacket with a black interior fabric and a red T-shirt beneath that with the words "Shot down" in large text, a heart with an arrow through it directly beneath it followed by the words " In the line of duty beneath that. "I'm actually here to get that two seater bike for Surina and I that you said you'd make?" He motioned towards the necklace around his neck which was built by scrap metal and in the shape of two hands holding eachother. "Oh! That!" Kira exclaimed, well you're early! So just... uh.. go see Surina real quick and have a chat with her!" And while she was saying this, she was rushing Wade in through the building to Surina at her desk, nearly smashing him into the table. "Oh! Wadey!" Surina squeaked, clearly startled by the sudden appearance of her mate. "I wasn't expecting you!" "Well... we were supposed to go ride bikes and Kira said she'd make us a two seater..." Wade said, sitting up on the table. "So... what do you want to do until then?" Surina, still bent over the table was taking bits and pieces of weapons also on the table and started shoving them into this gun. "Well, I'm kind of busy so could you go wait upstairs?" She requested, after gently giving Wade a kiss on the cheek. "Alright, just call me back down when you're done. I don't think I've actually been upstairs yet?" "Well, it's a nice day." Surina said quickly, then Wade was on his way.
Upon opening the door to the main house, Wade quickly came across a bit of an obstacle. "Huh? Who're you?" He asked, bopping the door into Sylvia's back, causing the courier the squeak and yell. "I didn't mean to I didn't mean to! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Well, it seemed like she was a bit frantic both on and off the job. "Oh, it's you." Wade noted, shutting the door behind himself. "Well, what're you doing here?" Wade asked, hands in the pockets of his dark grey jeans. "Waiting for my moped to get fixed... you?" "Bike, date, the usual." Wade shrugged, looking around at how messy and cluttered the place was. Sylvia nodded, understanding and then moved aside to let Wade pass, Wade however placed his hand on Sylvia's shoulder and moved her into the actual room. "Don't block the entrance, now..." He said, shoving her over to a seat to catch sight of Heirou shuffling through a pile of dirty laundry.... Surina's dirty laundry. "Hey, what the hell are you doing!?" Wade shouted, catching Heirou right in the act and not giving him a chance to reply, instead he just tackled him and started beating the crap out of him. He probably didn't notice him without the coat, and come to think of it; Sylvia wasn't wearing her courier outfit right now, either. Instead, she wore this sort of long, but not oversized purple tanktop with one of the sides longer than the others and some jeans shorts beneath those. Of course, she had to wear her courier hat, just wouldn't be Sylvia without it. "Uh..." She really wasn't sure what to do about this, so instead she just sat herself down in a chair facing the other way to look innocent, pushing the chair up to the table, with one leg crossed over the other and her soft belly against it. "I want nothing to do with this!" She squeaked, shutting her eyes.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:45 am
And once again, back downstairs the two mechanics were bustling about trying to fix their problems and get everything done. Kira was now trying to handle two problems, leaving whatever progress she had gained on Sylvia's moped to go find parts for a bike, along with Wade's bike itself. "Where did I put that thing..." Kira murmured, running about the room in search of the bike. She sprinted on over to one of the few closets that they had in the garage and started tossing parts and other projects out in search of the bike. Fortunately for her, she did find Wade's standard third gear bike and plonked it onto the table next to Sylvia's moped. Although, it was only now that she noticed she had left her torch on and running. And it had just sliced through Sylvia's handlebars, and had long chopped off her seat. "Oh gosh..." She gasped, then a spark of ingenuity hit her! She took Sylvia's seat and then using a couple of tubes and chains, constructed the base for an extra seat! And then she lopped off one of Ringo's wheels and plonked that on as well, feeling quite proud of herself, she wouldn't know the difference between a couple of tires, right? Surina seemed to be making some decent progress herself, finally managing to put together a single weapon of Heirou's three. And of course! When she made any progress the door rang again! Surina quickly made a mad dash to the door, met up with Kira and did the usual song and dance, but only this time the person at the door was Bishop last name unknown. "Hey," He waved, walking up to the two. "You mind repairing my gunblade over here?" He pulled out the hilt of his gunblade and attempted to get the blade out to demonstrate. "Yeah, y'see... Brig sort of tripped and fell on it the other day, and Duri hasn't been able to fix it because of something with the metals and I just don't know." Surina picked up the weapon and looked at it for a bit. "When do you need this by?" She asked. "Preferably within the hour. You can do that, right?" Bishop raised a brow, his shades concealing his eyes. "No problem, just head upstairs and we'll have things ready for you within the hour, maybe two." "Alright, 'cause I ain't got nothing better to do." Bishop shrugged and walked through the garage and headed up the stairs. Kira and Surina looked tiredly at each other. "Good luck." They both said and headed back to their respective stations.
Bishop had just entered the two Mechanics' actual house and was immediately greeted with all sorts of havoc. Wade was clocking Heirou in the face and shouting and cussing is head off at him. "I'm a mother @#$#$% Vanguardier, bitchface!" "Jeez, what the hell's going on here?" He asked, hands in his pockets as he walked over and around the results of someone's one night stand. Only in this case it looked more like a one month stand. "Yeeesh." He walked over and tapped on Sylvia's head, which was face down on the table. "Hey, what's going on?" He asked her, Sylvia picked her head up off the table, showing Bishop a face most distressed. "Ringo's in trouble!" She squeaked, burrowing into Bishop's chest. "Ringo's in trouble, I just know it!" Bishop raised an eyebrow and then gently pushed away from Sylvia, but that only caused her to tip backwards in the chair, pulling off the raggedy table covering with her and as well as a bunch of already broken plates and bottles. 'Ringoooo!" She screamed. "Did he just assault a woman?" Heirou pointed out, between beatings. Bishop nearly jumped at that, knowing what would probably happen next. And he was right, for Heirou and Wade quickly tackled him down and created a big ball of violence. Hearing this happen, Sylvia popped up, still covered up in tablecloth and started fighting her way out of it and ended up stumbling around the room until she found her way to the door and fell back down the stairs into the garage with a series of loud thuds and thumbs.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:16 pm
The noises of the garage became more hectic, where the only sounds were once the buzzing of the florescent lights has now been replaced with the thundering of hammers and screeching of drills, the crackling of metal and, well Sylvia tumbling down the stairs wrapped up in a ball of tablecloths and straight into Surina's workbench, causing one of the recently created weapons to fall to the ground and shoot a hole in the roof. "What the hell!?" Surina screeched, nearly falling out of her chair at the sight of this tablecloth ghost that had just been clocked by their table. "Oh jeez..." She huffed a sigh of relief and then quickly yanked the cloth off of Sylvia to see this bright red bruise on her bright red head. She had better hope that Sylvia wasn't the suing type, especially since she was knocked out in their garage. "Kira, can I get an ice pack?" She called, tugging her into a more preferable place. "I'm kind of busy here!" Kira responded, just as the doorbell rang yet again. "Well at least help me move her, she's not exactly as light as a feather you know!" Surina yelped, dragging the courier along the floor, messing up her outfit, and when she came to a chair she started struggling with actually lifting her, and of course while all this was happening there were guns on the floor, several of which being hair triggered. "You're a big girl, aren't you." Surina huffed, plopping Sylvia into the chair, hat and all and then headed upstairs for the medical supplies.
Kira was just walking back into the garage with Key behind her, the kid was yapping his head off about the problems that Brig's van was having and towed it's engine with him in a quite large wagon. "Okay, okay kid." Kira yapped, helping Key with moving the engine onto the table next to Wade's bike. "How did you get all of these fruit in the engine anyway?" Key stuffed his fingers into his pockets, a bit embarrassed. "Well, we kind of were ambushed by a bunch of fruit based pirates and they not only sunk the ship we were on, but also flooded Brig's van with bananas and oranges." Kira plucked an apple from the engine, it was completely covered in oil. "... And one apple." She bopped her wrench against her hip. "Can't you do this yourself, kid? I'm kind of busy." "Well... I don't actually have the tools to do this myself, and we kind of need the van back by tomorrow or else Duri will have to whip one up out of scrap metal, and we all know how well those run." "Good point." Kira nodded in agreement.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:29 am
Surina swung open the door to their kitchen and stepped on through. She kind of expected to see ludicrous amounts of busted bottles of wine and half empty cans of alcohol on the grimy and dirty surfaces. There was some residue of some fried foods on the wall beside her as well. But what she didn't expect to see was her boyfriend beating the living tar out of Heirou, who was beating the daylights out of Bishop, who was beating the flying flapjacks out of her boyfriend again. "What the hell is going on here!?" She shouted, dashing on over and splitting apart the group with a couple of whacks from the butt of her wrench. "What the hell's going on!?" She exclaimed once more, standing between all three of the men. "Well, Blue boy over here was digging through your underwear, and he's messed up your kitchen." "Bishop assaulted an innocent!" "I've always wanted to punch Wade in the face!" "Alright, alright, alright." Surina extended her hands out to two of them. "First of all, this mess was already here, why it's here is none of your business, second of all why were you digging through my underwear, Heirou?" "Well, I dropped my cellphone and I was picking it up when Wade showed up." Heirou explained blandly, but he had his arms crossed as if he'd hold a grudge. "Alright, well all of you should just shut up and sit down. Either that or you can just go ahead and leave." She laid down some lines, then Heirou raised his hand like a kid in class. "Are you done with my guns yet?" Surina tossed something that looked somewhat like a crossbow at Heirou's head. "There's the first one, I'm almost done with Bishop's Gunblade." "This isn't what I wanted!" Heirou pointed out. "This isn't bolt action, you just plainmade it semi-auto! Then Surina smashed his face in with a hammer. Well, she wished she could've. "Well... just let me fix that for you." She said with a smile, and then headed back downstairs with the guys following her. "What're you doing?" Surina looked back at the, frowning. "I want to make sure you don't mess it up anymore." Heirou said. "Upstairs smells like prostitutes." Bishop stated. "I just kind of wanted to snuggle." Wade said with a sheepish smile. "Alright, alright..." She didn't even realize that she had forgotten the ice pack for Sylvia. However when she entered the room, she was met with the sight and smell of a bunch of oily fruits. Key was messing around with some scrap metal, probably was going to cut himself on that, and Kira was trying to console Sylvia about all of the missing parts on her moped. "What's going on here now?!" Surina asked, walking up to the pair, Heirou still motioning towards the weapons rack over at the other side.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:29 pm
"Ringo! Look at him!" Sylvia exclaimed, pointing at all of the missing parts. "He's been torn apart!" Kira placed her hand on her shoulder, looking quite like a doctor who had some very bad news. "We can rebuild him, we can make him stronger, faster and uh.. Get rid of that chafing feel when you sit on it for long periods of time." She stated, as she crouched down beside her and picked up one of the strangest looking engines you've ever seen. "There's a banana on it." Sylvia pointed out, then Key hopped up and snatched it out of her hand. "That's mine." He said quickly before running back and using their power tools to remove fruit from an engine that still had quite a bit of oil from it. "Well, what do you have planned?" Sylvia asked, looking quite perplexed. "Well, for starters I just hook this engine up." She shoved it into where the old one was and started routing it up. "It should run much faster, and cleaner with this." "And..the seat? The wheels?" She asked. "You even tore off the handlebars!" "Well... uhh.." Kira placed her hands on her hips. "You see, I noticed you're kind of a..." Just then the engine Key was messing with combusted and he fell off onto the floor. Surina dashed over to help and they started trying to put out the fire. "Kind of a, big girl and this was a bit of a smaller machine." She jabbed Sylvia in the stomach. "I never had any problems with it, I had everything sized correctly." "Yeah, well y'know... people grow and uh... feet sizes and.." Then a piece of engine flew by Kira's head, spooking Sylvia. "Anyway, we're going to adjust everything so you can be as comfy as possible, okay?" Kira winked. "Yeah, yeah but what about the." "The what?" Kira stepped to Sylvia's side and wrapped an arm around her waist, directing her back towards the bike. "You'll help me along the way, right?" And that's when Wade ran along and shot the fire extinguisher's extinguishing fluids everywhere. "You've gotta be @#$#$%' me." Kira frowned. "Fire's out!" Wade said triumphantly. Kira set down her wrench and turned around, looking about, horrified at the result of the recent events. Several, several past projects were now sparking and short circuiting, some of them even just fell apart with the fire retardant slush covering all over them. Oh, she raged. In fact, she flipped the nearest table and just knocked Sylvia's hunk of junk to the ground. "@#$# everything!" She screamed, Sylvia yelping about how her moped was just being more and more messed up. "I get the feeling that you're angry." Heirou stated. ... Heirou went sailng out of the garage, through the front doors. "I'm @#$#$%$ done! I'm finished, that's @#$#$%$ it! I'm done, done, done trying to get something done!" "Calm down?" Bishop placed his hand on her shoulder, but Kira quickly snapped around and hurled him into a pile of scrap metal. "Oh jeez this is sharp!" He cried, then went stomping up stairs into the house. "I'm @#$#$%$ done! Everything I've worked on has been reduced to nothing but a bucket of bolts!" Surina just plain stared in horror at her younger sister throwing a fit. "..." She blinked, then pulled out a mop from her tool belt and started cleaning up. And that's when Axis showed up at the door. "...I'm guessing you're all too busy to fix the suspension of my Delorean?" He motioned to the car behind him. And that's when Kira came sprinting back downstairs, screaming at the top of her lungs and kicked Axis in the balls so hard that one could swear that he became a woman. "Uh... thanks for the help?" Key quickly said to Surina, and then headed for the door with the engine as fast as his scrawny legs would take him. "Don't hurt me!" He squealed, not going very fast until he got to his wagon, and then he got his wagon to his bike. Seeing their customers start leaving and running for dear life, Surina walked up to her sister and simply held her tight. "Calm down the @#$# down, would you?" Was Surina's ways of consoling her sister. With a couple of pats on the head, Kira's blinding rage came to a sizzle. "Now go upstairs, y'know.. calm down." "Alright, alright.." Kira grumbled, stomping off to her room. "Can we still snuggle?" Wade asked, setting down the fire extinguisher. "Not for a bit... I'm gonna go ahead and finish some stuff..." She huffed. "Sylvia, c'mere, and bring that pile of scrap with you." "Hey, it's my bucket of bolts!" "Can I borrow your cell?" She asked Heirou, and then without a response she just swiped it from one of his pockets and dialed up a number.
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:38 pm
"Alright, is this how ya want it?" A familiar Gunmetal Mercenary asked, his hatted self binding together a couple of pipes while the most muscular Gunmetal held up the front of a busted up car. "Just hold it together and don't change it into a weapon, alright?" Surina ordered, underneath Axis's Delorean, fixing some cables under the chassy, her face all scuffed up with oil and her long hair up in a bandana. "That's easier said than done," Duri quipped, focusing on the piece of equipment and trying to fix the damage. "Well, why don't you just drop it and get to work on the hydraulics in Bishop's blade?" Surina suggested, sliding out from beneath the weapon of the road. "Alright, alright." Duri sighed, strolling down to the other side of the garage. "Hey, Middy how's the seat?" She strolled over to the Fallen Flames leader, who was sitting cozily in this plush looking moped seat. "It's nice, feels like my throne back home!" She smiled, wriggling her big behind about on the seat. It was saying something that they needed Midori to model a seat for the quite hefty Sylvia was really saying something. "Alright, well that means it's a bit small, now doesn't it?" Surina said, looking quite displeased. Prairie, sitting on the table hopped off and approached. "You know, human food really has made your backside balloon quite a bit." She commented. "Your throne really wouldn't fit you today, trust me." "Oh what do you know!?' Midori sneered, crossing her legs. "Oh, Sylvia! Come here darling!" She called, and the red headed courier appeared from under the table. "Yes?" "Come sit here." She pointed at the soft and cushioned moped seat. "But, I already know it fits me. I don't know why they'd call you." "See? You don't need me for such pointless tasks!" "Well, yeah because you're bum is actually bigger than mine." Sylvia said quite innocently. "I had to deliver your panties one by one over the course of two months just because of how big your panties are.." She said innocently, resulting in a bit of a giggle from the others. "Anyway," She looked towards Tau, who was standing over the others with the usual exaggerated scowl. "Tau, take the drill and the wheels into place. I'll be back to make sure their sized and balanced properly for Sylvia." She ordered and then headed off towards the other side of the room, where Heirou was hitting on Mary yet again while aiming guns at a few sets of beer cans. "How're they handling?" She asked. "Just fine, although I'd really like to try a human target right about now..." Mary said, pulling the trigger a couple of more times and popping the cans right off of their stands. "As would I, love. Maybe we could pump a couple of bullets into that b*****d over there?" Heirou said with a proud and assured smile, was he really that oblivious? Well, if anything Mary sure knocked some sense into him, bashing him in the head with the side of the handgun she was testing out, the blue haired boy toppled like a Jenga tower, the rifle he was holding popped up in the air long enough for Surina to catch it. "Be careful with these, would you? And please don't pummel my clients." Surina scolded, taking the guns away like a mother would do to children who have been quite bad. "Well maybe your clients shouldn't harass your assistants, especially while on duty." "We could always just sue them." Surina suggested, walking away and tossing the guns onto the counter for Heirou to claim whenever he felt like getting back up. "How's the bike working?" She then approached Wade and Sky who were just riding a bike out on the driveway. "A bit wobbly, but it moves!" Wade responded, riding around in circles with Sky on the back, who had her eyes locked on Duri who was shoving all sorts of metals into Bishop's Gunblade, attempting to get it to pop out and retract correctly. "What he said." She simply stated. "That's great!" Surina said with a proud smile. "Great job everyone. We can close up shop and get everyone their projects!" She clapped her hands together and then headed for the garage door to turn off the lights. But when she did, they were promptly turned back on, with Kira at the top of the stairs. "Why's everyone here?" She asked, stepping onto the floor with her wrench at her hip. "Helping out with the workload, that's all." Surina answered, with all of their guests gathering around her. "Yeah, we heard that you had a bit much today, so we decided to swing by." Duri explained, Bishop's gunblade in his hand. "And we got anything working!" Midori proudly announced, tapping on Sylvia's moped. "You're welcome!" Kira puffed out her cheeks, clearly unamused and then brought her goggles up over her eyes. "Alright, looks like there's work to do." "Oh, there's absolutely nothing to fix. Surina checked everything!" Key assured, propped up on Brig's shoulder. "Duri, try using that gunblade." She requested. "Uh... Sure." The Gatekeeper then flicked the switch, and where the blade should have been popping up, was Duri's fingers. Well, several of them. The weapon exploded in his hand and caused his fingers to fly off. "Holy @%$#!" He screamed. Dropping the smoking wreck of a weapon. Sylvia actually started choking on one of his fingers and fell over onto her moped, causing the tires to just pop off and roll across the floor. "Have I made my point?" "Yeah, I see." Surina scratched the back of her head, completely ignoring the fact that Sylvia was just choking on Duri's fingers. "Don't just stand there, help her!" Sky shouted, alarming the others. Midori ended up tumbling backwards onto her, and while it caused Duri's digits to fly out of her throat, it choked her even more just because of how big Midori's a** was. "Well, we should really get to work then..." Surina sighed, twirling her hammer. "Definitely."
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:54 pm
Several hours later, the sun exchanged itself with the moon and the city activity died down for the time being. "Done, and done..." Kira finally said, sliding herself out from beneath Axis's car. She rolled off of the skateboard she was using and climbed up to her feet. The garage was now officially empty, all the projects were finished, all the tasks were done and the last of their clients was now driving off into the street. "That was a helluvaday..." Surina strolled along, wiping her face of oil and sweat. "Yeah..." Kira plopped herself down back at the table where they had begun, with the mass of blueprints spread out all over the table with some old cereal. "A real tough one." "Now, we should really be getting back to this." Surina joined her, sitting across from her. "Any ideas?" She asked, watching Kira snap open a can of beer. "Hmm? Oh, I came up with something while I was upstairs." "Yeah? Well what is it?" "Well, you see..." Kira was just about to spill it when the transition arrived.
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"That's the last one!" Kira called, standing out on the drive way yet again, the sun beating down hot and heavy on her skin. Beside her was an empty metal cart on a bunch of wheels. "Come on down, sis!" "Alrighty." Surina shouted back, climbing back down the ladder and strolled up the driveway to stand by her sister. "Well, Cogwheels is now in business." Kira said happily. "Would you like to have a ceremonious toast, Miss Sabi?" She raised a can of beer. "Don't you think you've had a bit much of that, Madam Sabi?" Surina raised a brow. "Says the family smoker." Kira sneered, wrapping her arm around her elder sister. "Hey, I'm quitting aren't I?" Surina whined. Wrapping her arm around her younger sister and strolling inside with her, she flicked a switch and the garage doors shut beside them. "Now, I personally think we need a day off."
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