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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:49 pm
Pills:
Okay. I am so sick of turning on the television to watch some endless stream of feces that is mainstream media, and find a commercial for some weight loss pill, or a made up disease like ADHD (Kid too stoopid to be called ADD? LETS GIVE HIM ADHD!) and then after the commercial shows some fat old hag in her soiled panties frolicking in a field of flowers, it lists numerous side-effects that you either need an automated ticker tape or have a clockstoppers watch to SLOOOW time to tell what the hell they are saying.
You have heartburn? MY GOD! Here's some pillz for that. Just be wary of Heart attacks, stroke, blood clots, and consistent diahhrea(sp?).
It's a much better tradeoff.
And about the foods, I once saw a "healthy" bag of chips in a supermarket. Since my logical meter went off, I took a look at the bag, which had some very nice reasons of how these chips help you lose weight.
Just one minor fine print side effect.
a**l seepage.
Whoever would spare excersize and eat a**l seepage chips: -6 respect points.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:42 pm
No no.
That's how you lose the weight!!!
;D
But yeah, I know what you mean.
Like Prozac, or whichever drug it was.
"We'll make you less depressed, but oh yeah, you might get the urge to kill yourself."
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:52 pm
But at least you'll be happy when you off yourself. heart
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:54 pm
I have pills to cure death. mad
Ahem. I've never seen those chips. Now, I shall hunt for them and when I claim them they shall be mine. We will rule the world together.
. . .
: D I take Zoloft to keep away the emoneeeeessssss.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:06 pm
THIS is why I never watch TV anymore.
And when I do, it's those commercial-free music channels.
THEY PLAY MUSIC ALL DAY!!!! heart
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:23 pm
Jacko Vance Pills: Okay. I am so sick of turning on the television to watch some endless stream of feces that is mainstream media, and find a commercial for some weight loss pill, or a made up disease like ADHD (Kid too stoopid to be called ADD? LETS GIVE HIM ADHD!) and then after the commercial shows some fat old hag in her soiled panties frolicking in a field of flowers, it lists numerous side-effects that you either need an automated ticker tape or have a clockstoppers watch to SLOOOW time to tell what the hell they are saying. You have heartburn? MY GOD! Here's some pillz for that. Just be wary of Heart attacks, stroke, blood clots, and consistent diahhrea(sp?). It's a much better tradeoff. And about the foods, I once saw a "healthy" bag of chips in a supermarket. Since my logical meter went off, I took a look at the bag, which had some very nice reasons of how these chips help you lose weight. Just one minor fine print side effect. a**l seepage. Whoever would spare excersize and eat a**l seepage chips: -6 respect points. Your logic meter is alot like my bullshit meter xd : Look, the way to combat this is simple: Dont trust docters so damn much. hell, dont stop thier. be a tad wary about everyone. you kno what amerca is addicted too? being a p***y. The next person who gets a flu shot also get thier teeth replaced with my toes. People like you are the reason the goddamn flu shifts so god damn much. Ritilan: Back to pills, check it, yo. When I was a kid I was diagnosed with ADHD. I was misdiagosed. Do you know what it was called? It was a rare diease called "I was ******** 10 years old and school is ******** boring." Prozac: Don't even get me started. Since when is hormonal issues fixed with medicene? You know I fix my teenaged problems? Kicking someones a**. people who take this and dont need it should kill themselves. Viagra: Another worthless pill. This can easily be solved natrulley. seriously guys, either take of your glasses durinf sex or eat some oysters, it worked Winston churchhill (Who is incidently on my list who badasses) it can work for you. Thats all I can think of right now.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:37 pm
Zerox Rezonium Ritilan: Back to pills, check it, yo. When I was a kid I was diagnosed with ADHD. I was misdiagosed. Do you know what it was called? It was a rare diease called "I was ******** 10 years old and school is ******** boring." AMEN. Pretty much any elementary school child could be diagnosed with ADHD. It's bullshit. mad
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:56 pm
Zerox, I was going to say that exact term, but since people be complainin' about how the guild has a negative atmosphere, its a LOGIC METER. And about ADD: Cure for ADD
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:14 pm
Jacko Vance Zerox, I was going to say that exact term, but since people be complainin' about how the guild has a negative atmosphere, its a LOGIC METER. And about ADD: Cure for ADDDude, if you think this place is too negative, you need to try some dianetics and figure out what the hell is the matter with your brain. Ha, thats awesome. I Wasn't like those kids though, I just got bored easily. Its not my fault they were teaching me worthless crap I didnt want to learn about. We should smack adults sometimes. I swear to god, Parents thse days have no idea how to raise children. apperntly, thier hippy mothers and fathers belive in encouragement, to the point were saying no can ******** up your pysche. NEWS FLASH: You cannot ******** up a pysche. The psche can, however function diffrently then the dumbass-soceity dictates. and yes, thier is a Genius-soceity, its us. be lucky and eat your goddamn vegetables. Hippies are the worst.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:34 pm
Zerox Rezonium Jacko Vance Zerox, I was going to say that exact term, but since people be complainin' about how the guild has a negative atmosphere, its a LOGIC METER. And about ADD: Cure for ADDDude, if you think this place is too negative, you need to try some dianetics and figure out what the hell is the matter with your brain. Ha, thats awesome. I Wasn't like those kids though, I just got bored easily. Its not my fault they were teaching me worthless crap I didnt want to learn about. We should smack adults sometimes. I swear to god, Parents thse days have no idea how to raise children. apperntly, thier hippy mothers and fathers belive in encouragement, to the point were saying no can ******** up your pysche. NEWS FLASH: You cannot ******** up a pysche. The psche can, however function diffrently then the dumbass-soceity dictates. and yes, thier is a Genius-soceity, its us. be lucky and eat your goddamn vegetables. Hippies are the worst.
I have a very big heart with lots of love to give, but I'm not allowed to because someone says we should only love one person. : (
Parents that are afraid of their kids are the worst.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:34 pm
Definitely agree. You'd get a kick out of this one skit Jeff Foxworthy does...naming off side effects such as ALS, high blood pressure, diabetes, low gas mileage and a**l seepage. x3
Prozac is definitely weird. My psychiatrist put me on it a little while back. But, you know...apparently in teenagers it can make feelings of depression or suicide worse. Which confuses the hell out of me. Prozac worked wonders for me, though. Makes me feel almost back to normal.
I had one medication that my psychiatrist tried on me. One of the side effects was something to do with your heart, though I don't remember what exactly. Well, anyway...to be safe they gave me a few EKGs to check on my heart and kept seeing an abnormality, which made her take me off it. So...yeah, I think I'd rather be depressed than have a heart attack before I reach 18. neutral
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:07 pm
Dreizehn Itu Definitely agree. You'd get a kick out of this one skit Jeff Foxworthy does...naming off side effects such as ALS, high blood pressure, diabetes, low gas mileage and a**l seepage. x3 Prozac is definitely weird. My psychiatrist put me on it a little while back. But, you know...apparently in teenagers it can make feelings of depression or suicide worse. Which confuses the hell out of me. Prozac worked wonders for me, though. Makes me feel almost back to normal. I had one medication that my psychiatrist tried on me. One of the side effects was something to do with your heart, though I don't remember what exactly. Well, anyway...to be safe they gave me a few EKGs to check on my heart and kept seeing an abnormality, which made her take me off it. So...yeah, I think I'd rather be depressed than have a heart attack before I reach 18. neutral In regards to Anti-deppresents!! Anti-depressents only make you depressed and suicidal if they are misdiagnosed.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:12 pm
Nappy Zerox Rezonium Jacko Vance Zerox, I was going to say that exact term, but since people be complainin' about how the guild has a negative atmosphere, its a LOGIC METER. And about ADD: Cure for ADDDude, if you think this place is too negative, you need to try some dianetics and figure out what the hell is the matter with your brain. Ha, thats awesome. I Wasn't like those kids though, I just got bored easily. Its not my fault they were teaching me worthless crap I didnt want to learn about. We should smack adults sometimes. I swear to god, Parents thse days have no idea how to raise children. apperntly, thier hippy mothers and fathers belive in encouragement, to the point were saying no can ******** up your pysche. NEWS FLASH: You cannot ******** up a pysche. The psche can, however function diffrently then the dumbass-soceity dictates. and yes, thier is a Genius-soceity, its us. be lucky and eat your goddamn vegetables. Hippies are the worst.
I have a very big heart with lots of love to give, but I'm not allowed to because someone says we should only love one person. : (
Parents that are afraid of their kids are the worst. Man, people like that really are destroying the country. Just shut up for ten seconds an let me for an opinion without you mycogenic assholes forcing your lousy, half-assed opinions down my throat. Excellent point. My mom always taught me that, make the children slighty afraid of you. My kids are going to be awesome. they may not get along to well in highschool, but they will be perfect adults. I hate how parents are never around thier kids, never discipline them, then later wonder why they are such assholes? newsflash: It is becasue you were are incompetent. Way to ruin some peoples lives, tool. I had something else to say, but I forgot it.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:41 pm
I don't take paracetamol, because I don't get headaches, because I don't get stressed. Pressure is an invention of the self, and my self doesn't want or need it.
As for mental disorders, I'd love to apply the same maxim, but I don't know enough about the debate between biological and psychological causes of said disorders. sad
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:07 pm
Depressed? Over worked? Job suck? Family Problems? Here's a pill for you! FUKITOL - When Life Just Blows... FUKITOLOr some such non-sense. There's a picture and everything somewhere on the web. (I'm too lazy to go searching ^_^) I think what is most interesting about this epidemic of television (and magazines!) prescription ads is that they even exist. And what I mean by that is that the pharmaceutical companies are advertising to the general public. We're a country of hypochondriacs, desperate to have something wrong with us. Instead of letting a professional, a doctor, prescribe what is best for us we must "ask them if it's right for us!" Even worse, the companies buy the doctors' loyalties. (Granted, if they sent me on week long retreats to tropical islands to listen to speeches about their drug [all expenses paid mind you] I might be coerced into listening as well...)
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