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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:08 pm


“In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:10 pm


"These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!”

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:11 pm


“Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.”
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:12 pm


“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.”

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:13 pm


“If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.”
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:14 pm


“If you want to elect Bush, that's the p***k that I'm gonna yell about. If you want to elect John Kerry, I'm gonna be yelling about him. My problem is with authority.”

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:15 pm


“Why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music, ok? MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. MTV is video, and video goes where? In your eye, music goes in your ear. Ear eye, eye ear, big f***ing difference! Music is like a drug, when you hear it you have a vision, and that vision can change over time or remain the same.”
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:16 pm


“When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."”

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:34 pm


"...my a** looks like hamburger meat but i can still sit on it."
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