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At the Movies:
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Clap when the good guy gets killed.
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Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
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Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row
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Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
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Try to start a wave.
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Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
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Sing with the theme music.
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Bring and use your own air freshener.
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At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
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Throw spit wads on the screen.
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Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
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Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
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Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
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Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
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Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
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Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
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Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
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Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
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Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
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Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen
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Play musical chairs
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Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
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Before the movie starts, tape whoopie cushions to the seats.
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Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
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Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killers name is going to be said.
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Bring a cellphone and set it off every 5 minutes.
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At a Drive Thru:
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Specify that this order is "To Go".
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Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
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At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
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When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
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Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
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Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
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Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?"
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When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
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Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
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Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all.
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Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ".
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When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
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Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
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When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
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Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
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Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
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Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
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In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
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Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
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To The Waiter:
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Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
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After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
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Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
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Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
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Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
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Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
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Eat the check.
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To the driver:
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All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
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Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
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Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
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As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
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Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
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Every time you see a car do something that ticks you off, ask everyone in the car with you if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
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Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
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Grab the steering wheel if you feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation.
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If there is a mirror on the passenger side door, it's there for the passenger. Feel free to adjust it at will.
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Make sure that you put your chewed bubble gum into the ashtray, unwrapped.
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No matter what lane the driver is in and where you are going, always tell the driver that we would be better off in the next lane.
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Point to the left and tell the driver to make a right.
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Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
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When at a traffic light, inform the driver the millisecond the light turns green.
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When being picked up as a passenger, bring a messy powdered sugar donut and a large uncovered cup of coffee. Then, complain whenever the driver hits a bump in the road.
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When directing the driver to make a left turn, tell him to make a "You-turn". When directing the driver to make right turn, tell him to make a "Me-turn".
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When giving directions, tell the driver to turn after you pass the intersection.
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When giving the driver directions, always mean to say one thing and tell the driver another. Then when the driver gets confused and passes a turn, yell.
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When in the middle lane in heavy traffic, tell the driver that you really need to be in the right lane. Then when you finally cut another car off to be in the right lane, tell the driver you made a mistake and that this lane is going to end.
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When riding with other passengers, always jump in the front passenger seat and yell "Shotgun!"
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When traveling straight, tell the driver to get into the left lane. A lane that suddenly becomes a "left-lane-must-turn-left".
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Whenever possible, adjust all the dashboard controls, including the radio, heat, and fan.
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Whenever the driver parks, get out and inspect whether or not the car is properly parked within the lines.
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At the Pool:
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tand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
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Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
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Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
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Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
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Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
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Hit strangers with your flutter board.
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Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
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Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
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Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
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Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
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Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
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Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
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Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
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Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
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Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
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When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
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Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
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Hit strangers with your wet towel.
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Throw people's things into the pool.
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Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
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Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
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Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
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At a Job Interview:
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
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Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
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Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
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Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.
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Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
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Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
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In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewers desk in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
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Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
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As you follow your interviewer to his or her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
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Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.
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Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as you walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"
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Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.
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Comment on how much you like your interviewers spouses picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.
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Some time during the interview slip some chiclets in your mouth, then sneeze as loud as you can launching entire contents in your mouth in his or her face, cover your mouth and say, "I sink I loth by theeth."
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As you reach inside your briefcase pull out a sock puppet, introduce him as "Socko" and harass your interviewer with it.
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During the interview reach over and grab at your interviewers face and say, "Got your nose" while clenching your fist, demand that you get hired or you wont give back their nose.
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Chew tobacco, spit in pencil holder.
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Announce that you are committing a hostile take over of the company, fire your interviewer.
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At the end of the interview end it with a three stooges eye jab followed by a smack to the forehead finish it off with a, "woo-woo-woo-woooooo....!"
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To Your Parents:
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Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
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Bury your fathers car. Tell him the dog did it.
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Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
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Climb a sidewalk.
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Donate your brother's body to science.
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Have your cat bronzed.
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Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
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Learn to type...with your toes.
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Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
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Mow your carpet
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Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
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Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
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Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
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Ride a loaf of bread.
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Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
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Take your sofa for a walk.
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Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
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Wax the ceiling.
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rofl Love them. This one is my favotire though: Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

The ones to parents are the best. I could hardly stop laughing.

"Take a bloody me-turn!!!!"

xD that is so awesome

i cant see it too well ...aww too bad.

lol blaugh