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- Cell's mouth and crotch guards can be switched around.

- Makoto Shishio is an angry man. Who wouldn't be, with a girly name? Ever saw a man called "Sally" who was happy about it?

- Kenshin Himura and Rina Inverse... Separated at birth?

- Makoto (Sailor Moon) and Yoko (Gurren Lagan)... Separated at birth?

- Amano and Hikaru (Sailor V,) upon realizing the story they took part in would never become an anime, and would be quite short, killed the characters who were originally intended to play Umino and Ami's roles, and replaced them.

- It's said Shinji's courage can cure cancer. Unfortunately for the world, he'll never show any signs of courage.

- Prime Law of Magical Girls: Changing clothes in front of your enemies is normal.

- Something no anime villain should forget: When your main rival's down to the ground, bleeding, can barely open his/her eyes, is out of energy and about to die, it's time to get the hell out of the area before s/he blasts you to a million pieces.

- Yamcha has never won a plot-important battle. Ever. Check if you may.

- Yugi's hair just challenged Kaiba's coat to a duel.

- Following Kaiba's example, Usagi Tsukino just ordered the construction of a Tuxedo Kamen jet. Because having a jet modeled after your boyfriend is the awesome.

- Goku's staff fell into a plothole in Dragon Ball Z episode 220, and was never seen again.

- Kame-senin/Muten Roshi is so old, his cells lost count of how many years they should be by now. That's why he doesn't seem to age at all through the whole Dragon Ball saga.

- Soccer matches often take from 120 to 360 minutes, despite popular belief.

- Breaking news: Yes, his power is over nine thousands.

- Kenshin's sword type didn't exist in reality... Until the show was aired. Anime pwns reality.

- Ash Catchum is asexual. That's why he doesn't mind May and Misty's advance, and doesn't give a damn about Gary or Brock.

- It's said the NA dub Senshi are better than the original ones. Why? Because they never died, while the original ones died like three times each. "omg lolz wusses."

- Dimando was actually a cloning experiment by Kunzite gone wrong. As for Saffir... Kunzite was trying to clone Mamoru, so that explains everything about those two... Dimando's Kunzite's clone who, just like the original, is hot for Usagi, and Saffir's just an useless sidekick.

- Luna's Senshi form has a suit quite similar to Galaxia's suit. Coincidence? Hmmm...

- NA dubbers were quite happy with the Starlights. "They come with their own censor bars," they commented.

- The Starlights are female, and disguised as male pop stars. And all the Senshi are (to a certain degree) hot for them. Now you know all the Sailor Moon yuri has strong bases in canon.

- I tried to interview Tuxedo Kamen once. However, we couldn't finish the interview, because he was abducted and brainwashed.

- Haruka and Michiru aren't cousins. They're sisters. *Gets World-Shaking'ed out of the thread.*

- Jadeite's train bus scheme was possible thanks to Takeuchi herself. "She left plotholes big enough to pass a bus through in her story," Jadeite himself said afterwards.

- Jadeite never died. He just went home.

Got it wrong, these aren't jokes about anime in general, but about given anime. razz

Now for a news report! OMG!

- Breaking news from the Pokemon world: No new species crawled out from under a rock last week. Scientists are baffled and scared at the same time.

- In somehow related news, Giovanni was found dead in his secret base. Meowth is the main suspect, as Giovanni was killed by a Pay Day attack... Done with bottle caps.

- More from the Pokemon world: Jesse and James tried to steal a trainer-less Magikarp last night. The fish kicked their asses and sent'em flying. "Karp karp magikarp," he declared when asked about the incident.

- Naruto projected to end by 2025. However, Inuyasha doesn't have a finishing date yet.

- A new batch of Yugioh cards is about to be released. Fortunately, no monster's attack is over nine thousands.

- When asked about Yugi's strange hair coloring, Grandpa Motou said "there's a reason why we don't have pictures of Yugi's parents around the house."

- Kaiba autorized the realease of a new, rare card, which was rumored to be an electric rat. Someone by the name of Ash Catchum sued Kaiba Corps.

- More news on Giovanni's death: Wobuffet gave the cops clues on where Meowth may be hiding. From our sources, he said, quoted: "Wobu... Wobufett!" Who would've tought?

- Scriptwriter depressed for his own sins jumped off a building last night. Rumors say he either took part in the ending to Evangelion, or to Digimon 02.

- An interview with Sailor Pluto revealed several things about the 30th century: Cars will fly, the Rockets will still be after Pikachu, and Inuyasha's manga would still be unfinished.

- Sasuke arrested for using the Sharingan to guess lottery numbers.

- Neji found dead last night. Thirty-seven shurikens to the head. Hinata said "Uhm... Well... Wasn't me." We believe it!

interesting

i did notice some of them but i wasnt sure if they were true

Very interesting. heart

3nodding 3nodding true...

I especially like the Prime Law of Magical Girls. >.<