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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:41 am
because what's the point in being a rabid fan of something if you can't make fun of it?
Yup, just post your favorite spoofs, parodies, or pictures here, or whatever you find amusing. ^_^
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:45 am
Now, for the awesomest Eragon spoof ever... mrgreen (I didn't write it)
Du Weldenvarden
Arya: You'll never get the egg, Durza!
Durza: Oh yeah?
Arya: Yeah! Huchy Mama Jacuzzi! *POOF*
Spine
Eragon: *picks up egg* Sweet, a shiny blue rock! *POOF*
Saphira: I'm suddenly a giant dragon named Saphira. Oh, and you're my Rider.
Eragon: Wheee, I'm a Dragon Rider!
Five minutes later at the farm
Eragon: Brom, Brom, the grouchy and totally inconspicuous storyteller! Some meanies hurt my uncle!
Brom: Here, I'll burn him! *burns Garrow*
Eragon: You burnt my uncle!
Brom: Let's go to the Varden!
Eragon: Okay! *randomly fly off on Saphira*
Eragon's dream
Arya: *spinning around* I'm an elf princess, and I like to twirl.
Eragon: How can you be an elf? Your ears aren't pointy.
Arya: Uhhh... If you save me, I'll give you a shiny nickel.
Eragon: Alright!
In some random torture chamber
Eragon: *singing* I'm walking into an obvious trap.
Arya: Eragon, you shouldn't have come!
Eragon: But I just--
Durza: *POOF* You silly nancy boy! Evilo Shadio Stabbio! *POOF*
Brom: *in pain* AHHH! I'm fatally wounded!
later...
Brom: *in tears* Now that I'm dying, I must confess. I'm just a dirty old man. I used to have a dragon name Pooky Poo.
Saphira: Here Brom, die on me. It will confuse the book fans.
Brom: Okay *climbs on* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Arya: Well that was mildly disturbing. *falls back* AHH Poison in my arm, I...must....PASS OUT NOW!! *falls over*
Eragon: Oh my gosh, Arya! Saphira, Saphira quick!
Saphira: *flies in*
Eragon: Could you possibly take me and the skinny, blond elf chick to the Varden?
*Dramatic music while they are flying*
Murtagh: *pops outta nowhere*
Eragon: Gosh man, you scared the crap outta me
Murtagh: Hi, I'm a hot mysterious stranger and I've been stalking you, hehe. Will you trust I won't stab you in the back and follow me to the Varden?
Eragon: Yup
Varden
Eragon: Yeah, we're at the Varden!
Murtagh: *In a cage* Hahaha, I'm in a cage!
Battle
Eragon: We fight as one!
Durza: I will kill you.
Eragon: *trying to stab Durza* Die Durza
Durza: Silly nancy boy. *whacks Saphira* Hergio Dragono Spankity! *Saphira is hurt*
Eragon: Die, meany! *stabs him*
Durza: *dying* I can't believe you killed me. I whacked your dragon and you have absolutely no sword fighting experience.
Next to Saphira
Eragon: Like, Saphira, don't die!
Saphira: You moron, if I die, how will they make a sequel?
Eragon: Good point. *suddenly happy* Yay, Saphira, you're alive! Let's go hit on Arya!
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:13 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:33 pm
OMG I wrote one for Bleach.....but I kind of never finished it
but here is the first chapter...........it is called "Rukia goes crazy and stuff"
((just so you know, I suck at writing.))
Rukia and Ichigo were walking home from a new restaurant, the Jolly Taco.
“I LOVE TACOS” Ichigo yelled. “Rukia can I have yours!!!!??? please?”
“Ummmmm no” Then out of no where a beeper goes off scaring Ichigo, he drops his taco and jumps out of his body.
“Rukia what is it, hollow? Crazy Fangirls, a really pissed off Yoruichi?
“Why would Yoruichi be pissed?”
“I didn’t put tape on her paws.”
“I didn’t say anything about that? Wait you did WHAT?”
The beeper goes off again.
“YAY IT’S PILL TIME” Rukia makes a ^.^ face and pulls a small bottle from her pocket and pops a pill in her mouth.
“Rukia I didn’t know your were a pill popper.”
“I’m not” Ruika rolls her eyes and starts to walk away. Ichigo jumps back in his body but sees his taco on the ground. “Taco, Taco? TACO!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ichigo falls to the ground and starts to sob over his lost taco. (This goes on for a while)
\\\\\\LATER\\\\\\\\\
“HEY RUKIA” Ichigo appears out of no where while rukia is napping.
“WHAT!?”
“Why you gotta take pills.”
“Well I’ll tell you. You see when a soul reaper...
\\\\\\\THREE HOURS LATER\\\\\\
Ruika is hold up one of her bad draws and Ichigo is puking in a tash can.
“And that’s how babies are made.”
“You were going to tell me why you need those pills” Ichigo said then pukes again.
“ Oh right. every few hundred years or so, soul reapers has to take them to help balance out their mind and stuff. But I only have to take it for a few days”
“That’s stupid”
“Yeah I know, it’s like this is all just some bad fan fiction that some uncreative fifteenth year old fan girl came up with.”
The twilight zone music plays. “Well I want another taco.” said Rukia
“TACO!!” Ichigo starts to cry again.
“Oh Ichgo, Rukia saids before leaving“Don’t do anything stupid.”
“Hmmm maybe I wanna do something stupid.” Kon hears this and falls out of the ceiling.
“where the hell did you come from??”
“I have my ways. Oh and your going to do something aren’t you?”
“Yup”
“But don’t you remember the last time your had a idea.”
\\\\\\\FLASHBACK\\\\\\\
“HEY KON, look I found a box of mod souls in Hat and Clog’s shop. All the souls thinks their pirates”
“What you gonna do?” Kon ask.
“Hmmmm
\\\\\LATER\\\\\\\\
Rukia walks through the park with a smile on her face, it was a nice day. The sun was out, the weather was good, there was a huge noise, wait? Rukia runs out in the street to see a huge pirate ship that’s somehow sailing on land. The ship had monkeys wearing pirate hats on it. And Ichigo was at the front.
“TODAY WE TAKE JAPAN. TOMORROW. THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
\\\\\FLASHBACK OVER\\\\\\\\
“So I don’t think you should try anything stupid Ichigo, Ichigo?”
Ichigo was watching a chipmunk eat a peanut.
“Hehe, chipmunk. Huh...okay let’s start my super funny plan.” Ichgo screams and runs down to the candy store.
What is ichgo planning, how did Kon get in the ceiling. Is this really ALL THE WORK OF A 15 YEAR OLD FAN GIRL?? AND WHAT HAPPEN TO THE PIRATEMONKEYS? All this and more will be answer, when I get around to writing
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:38 pm
rofl I have no idea who those people are but it is funny. xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:48 pm
k
Ichigo: main char, he is a soul reaper. Soul reapers fight Hollows. and Hollows are bad souls.
Rukia: Rukia is also a soul reaper, but she has lost her powers......sucks for her.
Kon: right now Kon is in a Teddy bear's body. and that's all you need to know. I"ll post Chapter 2
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:53 pm
and here it is
CHAPTER 2
Ichoigo sneaks up to his room with the mission impossible music playing. He picks the lock of his own bedroom door and sneaks in
“Hehehe now for part two of my awesome plan.”
But then Kon jumped on his head
“AHHHHH LEAVE MY LOVE ALONE”
“umm NO”
Ichigo grabs Kon and throws him out the window
“I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY” Kon sings before landing on the same chipmunk from chapter one.
Ichigo finds Rukia’s pill bottle with a warning on it
WARNING,
the contents inside are to be taken every few hours for three days. If said soul reaper doesn’t take it. THEN YOU BETTER RUN TO YOUR MOMMA BECAUSE THEY’LL KILL YOUR SORRY a**.
P.S do not DO NOT mess with the said pills, THAT MEANS YOU ICHIGO!!!!
“You can’t tell me what to do bottle.” He then pour the pills out the window, which fell right into Kon’s mouth. He swallows them and went on a wired drug trip. Everything he saw look like Rukia. The chipmunk even look like Rukia.
“RUKIA!!!!”
“WTF” the chipmunk yelled before running away.
“WAIT COME BACK, I LOVE YOU” Kon ran after the chipmunk and wasn’t seen for awhile.
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\BACK IN ICHIGO’S ROOM\\\\\\\\
Ichigo filled the bottle with some pink candy just as rukia walks in.
“What are you doing?”
“Ummmmm what are you doing”
“okay?” rukia said as she sets down a bag of tacos, then reaches for her bottle.
“Sooo what would happen if I don’t know you don’t take those. Would you be all happy, and funny. And do weird things so I can record it and post it on youtube or blackmail you with it.”
Rukia thinks about this for a sec. “Nope, I think I just kill people”
“You what?”
“Well I get all crazy and attack people, I think I even break your little neck like a stick.”
“Right...umm I’m gonna...GO HIDE IN MY HAPPY PLACE”
Ichigo screams at the top of his lungs and runs away to hide in his happy place.
Sorry it took so long, but well school. And I’ll try to make more longer.
Oh yeah ah.meh WILL RUKIA REALLY GO THAT CRAZY, WHERE IS ICHIGO’S HAPPY PLACE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KON!?? WILL THE DRUGS EVERY WEAR OFF!? THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF RUKIA GOESSSSSSSS CRAZYYYY
AND STUFF
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:14 am
hahaha heres some I made...   making fun of Legolas is soooooo much fun.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:38 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:15 am
I once wrote a parody of the Rocky Horror Picture Show using the Lord of the Rings characters. It's posted under the same username on fanfiction.net (I'm too lazy to post a link). The characters are played as follows:
David - Aragorn
Janet - Arwen
Dr. Frankenfurter - Elrond
Magenta - Legolas
Riff Raff - Haldir
Columbia - Eomer eek
the Criminologist - Theoden
the narator - Gandalf
Eddie - Gimli
Rocky Horror - Boromir
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:44 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:02 pm
Ohs no, livi thanks, I just got that dumb song out of muh head... xd
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:48 am
haha I LOVE that song!!! xd
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