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 Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:34 pm
okay just list some fun ways to be banned from walmart.
here's the ones I like
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those
voices again!"
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
When A announcement comes on looks around and yell. "GOD, IS THAT YOU??"
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:04 am
hehe...
Insist that you are General Kenobe and are siezing the store as a base against the evil Sith. Also called girlscouts. xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:27 am
Randomly run through the toy section and set the electronic drums off for about five minutes and scream "The drumming! Will it ever stop?!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:57 am
Follow a random person around. and when they turn around scream. "YOUR ONE OF THEM!!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:00 am
haha, I knew I had one of these lists somewhere...here's my faves
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'let them come in if they bring in pillows from the bedding department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
Walk around on your hands and knees and randomly look up at people and say PET ME!!!
Pick up two bananas and say CLEAR ALL I HAVE A GUN!!!!
Go to the candle section and say out loud, I WANT A CANDLE BUT I JUST CAN’T DECIDE!! wait until a worker comes up and tries to help you...tell the person what you want...he/she will help you. Finally pick up a totally different candle and sniff it saying, 'I want THIS one!'
Pick up a book and pretend to read it. Pick up another book. So forth and stuff. Then go to where they have the movies and pick up a DVD. Try to open it and finaly say really loud, I CANT OPEN THIS BOOK!!!
Go to the fishing section and ask a person who works there what the best bait is. Pick up two and say, "I can’t decide between these two… this one would match my room but this one would match my fishing pole..."
Run around screaming, WALMART STINKS!!! WALMART STINKS!! Walk up to a worker and say real loud, "or maybe it's just YOU!!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:30 pm
1. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
2. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
Walk around pretending to read a little kid’s book and bump into everyone saying, "pardon me, this book is so intriguing
3. Before going in, pull on a wig and some grandparent clothes and act like an old lady, walk around pointing to everything saying, "when I was little we didn’t have that." come to the TV section and pat a huge TV. "We did have this though!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:31 pm
-Pretend you're going on an artic expedition, ask them for all the gear, then camp next to the ice cream freezer
-Throw a tantrum in the pet section explaining, 'my dog won't meow, so I want to return it', and carry on a conversation explaining that dogs do in fact, meow
-Hide a motion-activated toy (make sure it's up good and loud) next to the walker section and wait for a while
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:17 pm
shoplift.
...oh, these were supposed to be creative and interesting...
hmm....
...ooh! i got it!
while defecating into the goldfish tanks, and masturbating, hold a betta bowl up and stare intently at the fist, saying "my...precious....my...precious..." louder and louder until you climax onto the dr. phil book laying open on the floor.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:36 pm
Stick your head in the goldfish tank and try to swallow a fish.
Insist that you want compensation, because the stupid sign didn't say not to.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:14 pm
Dart arond the store wearing all black humming the mission impossible theme.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:53 am
Grab a bunch of condoms from the pharmacy and throw them into people's shopping carts at random.
Open a bottle of ketchup and leave a trail to the bathroom (extra points if it's the men's bathroom).
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:38 pm
Go into the dressing rooms and wait a little. Then yell "THERE"S NO TILOT PAPER IN HERE!!!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:12 pm
Say "I'm gonna go roll around on the floor for a little, 'kay?"
Actually do.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:33 pm
Sream bloody murder until they come up to you...Scream louder....Finally stop screaming and say "I'm sorry...it's _ o'clock. It was time for my daily scream!
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:46 am
Take every piece of clothing you can carry into the changing room.
Put all of it on.
Walk up to people and go "Does this outfit make me look fat?" xd
If they say no:
Scream "LIAR LIAAAAAR!!!!"
If they say yes:
Fall down. Roll around on the ground screaming "WHYYYYY???? WHYYYYYYY????"
Continue for 5-10 minutes, or until security comes over.
Then scream "I HAVE FALLEN DOWN AND I CANNOT GET UP!!!!!"
"I'M DROWNING!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!"
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