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 Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:32 am
This is soooo much fun. You pick a character and say something that they'll never ever say. Or things you kinda wish they would say. xd
here's some random Eragon ones...
Eragon: Can we go surfing in Terim?
Galbatorix: Eragon, I am your Father!
Twins: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard, the magical wizard of oz...
Sloan: Oh, dear sweet cactus, you are my only friend now.
Brom: I am really just Gandalf in disguise.
Brom: At last! I'm finally leaving all of you wackos to go to a better place!
Brom: I'm not really dead, we had budget cuts.
Durza: *sings idly* I've got a lov-ally bunch of co-co-nuts - a deeddly-deeddly - there they are a-standing in a row...
ok, I have to get off the compy but I'll post more later...
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:30 am
Saruman: D'you think I should get a die-job? I was thinking pink...
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:34 pm
RAWW RANDOM
The Master: Hey Doctor, can I borrow the TARDIS??
The Doctor: Are you going to try to destroy earth again?
The Master: maybe...
The Doctor: idk (my bff jill)
The Master: I'll get you a muffin.
The Doctor: DEAL (hands him the key to the TARDIS)
yeah I"m bored and not thinking right now.
Doctor-screw Earth, I'm gonna go watch South Park.
Martha- oh look, I"m exploding. (me-YAYS)
Jack- Doctor, I loves you whee
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:25 pm
The Master: Can you hear it, Doctor? The drumming?
The Doctor: Oh, that? There's a rave next door. Wanna go?
The Master: Oh, why not? (skips off)
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:18 pm
Saphira: Eragon you're the smartest person around.... I love you....
Arya: I love you Eragon.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:09 am
Queen of La La land 4077 Saphira: Eragon you're the smartest person around.... I love you.... Arya: I love you Eragon. Eragon-*at Arya* Arya, I love Murtagh Arya: eek Murtagh:SWEET xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:38 am
Barty Crouch Jr.: Father?
Seinor: Yes?
Junior: I luffs you, dad! (tearful hug)
Snape: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:23 am
Harry-hey voldy, why you so evil.
Voldermolt- well Harry, it's cause I got no nose. crying
Harry-NOSE-OH-COMEBACK-OH
Voldy-YAY, THANK YOU POTTER, NOW I'M GONNA GO SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL, AND HELP KITTIES FROM TREES
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:31 pm
Eragon: Arya, I'm pregnant...
Eragon: *says or does something intelligent*
Brom to Gandalf: Why do you get to revive and I'm just plain dead? Like, no fair...
Eragon: Why am I stupid?
Galby: Because you are.
Eragon: NOOO!!!! *dies because he has hit by reality*
Galby: I like cheese.
Eragon: I lost my dragon while gambling!!!
Galby: Muwhahahahhaha- I'm king of the world!!!
Murtagh: Just because you won a game of chess doesn't make you king...
Murtagh: *about to be decapitated by Eragon* NO! Don't!
Eragon: Why?
Murtagh: Because I have this hot date next tuesday...
Saphira: Please adopt me. I have a retard for a rider and want to leave him. I will eat anything, and I love children.
Meggie: Oh Mo, did you have to give me the I-can-read-people-put-of-stories gene? All I wanted was black hair.
Basta: I'm tired of playing with my knife. I wonder if I can begin to knit...
Dustfinger: No, Officer, of course I'm not a pyromaniac! Oh, what, you mean THESE cans of lighter fluid? These really big, suspicious-looking cans of lighterfluid? Well, Officer, they haven't got any actual lighterfluid in, I just liked the containers. No, they have, um...pineapple juice...
Basta: Knife? Oh my precious...My precious...We will turn Dusty into a pumpkin......
Mo: I'm a bloody bluejay. I wanted to be a robin!
Dustfinger: I'll be Batman!
Mo: *throwing Elinor's books into a big fire*
Elinor: *enters* MORTIMER!! What are you doing??
Mo: ....Burning your books?
Elinor: Oh, that's nice...*walks off*
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:28 pm
Gollum: That ring is ugly....I can't even read the stupid inscription!
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:12 pm
Jake: Edward, I love Bella. and I'll fight you for her.
Edward: -.- *throws a stick*
Jake:STICK, MINE!!! *turns into wolf and runs after it.*
Alice: didn't see that coming.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:49 am
haha I heart Jacob...
Jake: *runs back* *drops stick at Edward's feet* *gives him puppy eyes*
Edward: *sigh* Go fetch!
xd I'm easily amused...
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:45 pm
*****: Nah... Nope... HEY, she still sucks... and not that way. Cheech: FREEEEEEE POT! Michael Jackson: WHOO, good going Janet! Anon: I live at 1233 12th Ave in Donate, China, and am very sorry... Richard Simmons: DON'T YOU KNOW GOD HATE FLAMERS!? Pamalea Anderson: Hi guys! Cartman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg94JIiN_Ak Michelin Tire Man: SSSSIIIII Ooooh, yeah, I forgot the condom....
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:27 pm
Kyo: Yuki, bff!!!
Yuki: Nooo, BF! xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:02 pm
Luke Skywalker: Family hug time!
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