There's a comedian I've heard a skit by, and the Title says it's by Dane Cook. However, it's not by Dane Cook. If you look for Dane Cook on LimeWire, 'In Canada' will pop up somewhere.

Here's a bit of the skit, in case it may jog someone's memory.

"I go to a psychiatrist now, too. She hates my guts. She says I suffer from delusions of sexual superiority. She just wants to ******** me. Get in line, lady!!"