First off, I didn't write this, I read it in the book, "Mississippi Jack" by L. A. Meyer, which is an amazing series, one of my favorites. I recommend it, but read the first one is "Bloody Jack" else you'll probably be really lost, haha.

Anyways, I just wanted to post this in here, thought it would make some people smile. My Cross Country girls are ready to strangle me from singing it so much, hahaha.

If the ocean were rum
And I were a duck!
I'd swim to the bottom
And never come up!

Yeah, it's short, sweet and fun, and a bit random.