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 Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:43 pm
Fools! Chuck Norris can't die!
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:52 pm
LOL CHUCK NORRIS IS BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE, SILLY!!! HES ABOVE DIEING, YOU ARE RIGHT ON THAT.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:05 am
when chuck norris jumps into water chuck doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:00 pm
go to youtube and watch the chuck norris music video from smpfilms it is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
btw if you have one dollar and chuck norris has one dollar chuck norris has more money than you
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:03 pm
Lol, I don't know any good chuck norris jokes, but I can say that chuck norris tried to sue someone because they had jokes about him in the book. Honestly, he should be flattered, but I guess chuck norris doesn't have emotions.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:52 pm
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:05 pm
THOSE MADE ME ROFL!! I love the one about the slamming revolving door.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:28 pm
there is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
the chief export of chuck norris is pain.
when chuck norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. chuck norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:39 pm
OMG SNOOPY and ZEPITH those are hilarious!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:18 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:46 am
CLOUD IZ KOOL I DON'T DENY THAT...BUT CHUCK NORRIS PWNS AND OWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:50 pm
UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!! evil evil evil evil
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:54 pm
CAN WE MAKE A PEACE TREATY AGREEING THAT ID CLOUD AND CHUCK NORRIS TEAMED UP THEY WOULD RULE THE WORLD???
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:59 pm
fine then... but clouds still better
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:03 pm
CLOUD ISN'T REAL HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER CHUCK NORRIS MADE CLOUD HE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF CHUCK NORRIS IN FF!
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