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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:59 pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they
were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his
faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell
me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I
observe that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, I deduce
that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that the Lord is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:02 pm
Watson comes home one day to find Sherlock painting their doorway bright yellow. "Why are you painting our doorway Holmes?" He asks.
Holmes resonds: "It a lemon entry my dear watson"
(If you dont get it, read it out loud)
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:54 am
Sherlock is a sherbet...Who knows any jokes about him????????????? evil
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