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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:36 am
1. if people from poland are called "poles", why aren't people on holland called holes?
2.would a fly witout wings can be called a "walk"?
3.how come they call them buildings if they're already been built?
4.if horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
5. if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
6. doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become expected?
7.isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors called what they do "practice"?
8.is there another word for synonym?
9. if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?
10.the statistics on sanity are that the one out of every four persons suffering from some sort of mental illness.Think of your 3 best friends and if they're okay,then its you..
11.Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
12.why are they called stands when they're for sitting?
13.Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?
14.What on earth is a "Free Gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
15.Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
16.Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
17.If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
18.why does flammable ad inflammable mean the same thing?
19.why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
20.Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin?
21.Why is it that to stop windows on PC, you have to click on "Start"?
22.why is it that when you transport something by car, its called shipment..
but if you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
23.Why is it whether you sit up or down, the result is the same?
24. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
25.why is it called "TV set" when you only get one?
26.Why do people order double cheeseburger, large fries then a diet coke?
27.Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them..But if they tell you that there is a wet paint on the wall..Do u have to touch it just to be sure?
28.Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
29.If the #2 Pencil is the most popular, Why is it still #2?
30.Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know that the batteries are dead?
31.Why is the man who invests all the money called "broker"?
32. Why is it good to be a daddy's girl and bad to be a momma's boy?
33.Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
34.Why do they call it "Taking a dump"? Shouldn't it be leaving a damp?
35.If love is blind, How do we believe in love at first sight?
36.Where in the nursery rhymes told that humpty dumpty is an egg?
37.Why are toe nail clippers bigger that finger nail clippers when toenails are small than our fingernails?
38. How can something be new and improved?if its new, what was it improving on?
39.Why are there flotation devices under seats instead of parachutes?
40.Why do water bottles have a "best if used by date"?
41.Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses? Aren't the purpose of Sunglasses is to protect the eyes from the sun? burning_eyes.gif
42.Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
43.Why is it called an eggplant when it doesn't have any eggs in it?
44.How come people tell you to stay as a kid as long as you can.
Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
45.Why are boxing rings square?
46.If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
47.Why do crackers have holes not cracks?icon_rofl.gif
48.Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when pbabies wakup like every two hours?
49.Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
50.Why are both of spongebob's parents are round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
51.Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about puttig our baby in a tree and sing the wind crash the cradle into the ground?
52.If london bridge is standing, why is there a song about it falling down?
53.If 4 out of % People suffer from diarrhea does that mean that the 5th person enjoys it?
54.Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
55.why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
56.If ketchup is good on french fries, shouldn't it be good on mashes potatoes too?
57.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:06 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:12 am
lol ang galing galing!!
claps! twisted cry heart sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:17 am
ang haba sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:53 am
why does round pizza come in square box? stressed
if corn oil was made from corn, veg oil is made from veg., what's baby oil made from? mrgreen
if 911 operator has heart attack, whom does she call? twisted
if u drink pepsi at work in a coke factory, will they fire you? biggrin
why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on four though they both are dogs? 3nodding
can blind people see their dreams? sweatdrop
do the alphabet song and twinkle little star have the same tune?
eh why the hell did u just try singing the two songs above?!?! domokun domokun domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:23 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:51 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:57 am
nice biggrin logical and sensible diba!?
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:44 am
haizzz ang sarap basahin.. lol! rofl
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:48 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:06 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:33 am
ang galing galing naman!! rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:17 am
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