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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:39 am
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A v****a FOR A DAY...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:01 pm
Air Force Alana TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A v****a FOR A DAY...10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
FOFLMFAOWSMP! I'd do at least five or sis of them!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:03 pm
Air Force Alana TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A v****a FOR A DAY...4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
Who says I can't do that already cool
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:14 pm
digi162 Air Force Alana TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A v****a FOR A DAY...4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
Who says I can't do that already cool You da man!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:08 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha not funny
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:11 pm
You guys are gonna tear my lungs.... I need air now...
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:44 pm
heh ninja
(i have a one word per post so far not counting this invisible sentance ninja )
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:25 pm
digi162 Air Force Alana TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A v****a FOR A DAY...4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
Who says I can't do that already cool lollllllllllll
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:40 am
that's...uh....odd but really quite true.
but you forgot one
11.wear mini skirts without getting funny looks
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:29 pm
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