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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:56 am
Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
A. Her dog was blind too.
Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
A. Washed her hands with soap.
Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A. He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A. She didn't keep her mouth shut!
Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Boy's underwear half off.
Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
A. 80% said not again.
Q. What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A. The pool table in the oval office.
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A. They both throw a ho down.
Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:06 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:45 am
number 8 is just ......just......ewww
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:21 pm
oh....humm... seem gross with
Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
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