Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "********". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "********" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ******** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ******** by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a ********), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ********), an adverb (Mary is ******** interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ********).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ******** beautiful) or an interjection (********! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, ******** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "********". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the ******** are ya?"
Fraud "I got ******** by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, ******** it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm ******** now."
Aggression "******** YOU!"
Disgust "******** me."
Confusion "What the ******** "I don't understand this ******** business!"
Despair "******** again..."
Pleasure "I ******** couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the ******** is going on here?"
Lost "Where the ******** are we."
Disbelief "******** BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your ******** a**!"
Denial "I didn't ******** do it."
Perplexity "I know ******** all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a ********, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the ******** are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the ******** are you?"
Panic "Let's get the ******** out of here."
Directions "******** off."
Disbelief "How the ******** did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ******** a*****e."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five ******** thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ******** job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother ******** can be political- "******** Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the ******** was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the ******** is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real ******** gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna ******** find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ******** roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the ******** woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What ******** map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any ******** idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so ******** look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the ******** did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the ******** ceiling?"
- ******** a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ******** there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ******** rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered ******** showers my a**."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ******** hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
In language, "********" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ******** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ******** by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a ********), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ********), an adverb (Mary is ******** interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ********).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ******** beautiful) or an interjection (********! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, ******** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "********". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the ******** are ya?"
Fraud "I got ******** by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, ******** it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm ******** now."
Aggression "******** YOU!"
Disgust "******** me."
Confusion "What the ******** "I don't understand this ******** business!"
Despair "******** again..."
Pleasure "I ******** couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the ******** is going on here?"
Lost "Where the ******** are we."
Disbelief "******** BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your ******** a**!"
Denial "I didn't ******** do it."
Perplexity "I know ******** all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a ********, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the ******** are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the ******** are you?"
Panic "Let's get the ******** out of here."
Directions "******** off."
Disbelief "How the ******** did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ******** a*****e."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five ******** thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ******** job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother ******** can be political- "******** Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the ******** was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the ******** is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real ******** gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna ******** find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ******** roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the ******** woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What ******** map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any ******** idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so ******** look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the ******** did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the ******** ceiling?"
- ******** a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ******** there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ******** rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered ******** showers my a**."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ******** hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
