Top Ten Things Elvis Would Say If He Were Alive Today
10. "Turn on Regis -- I feel like some target practice"
9. "Wow, Canada really does offer great savings on prescription drugs!"
8. "Why do I have to pay $35 to get into my own house?"
7. "From now on I want to be known as E. Diddy"
6. "Tell Cybill Shepherd to get her a** over here. King wants some lovin"
5. "Big Mac, 9-piece McNugget and do you have Whoppers or is that the other guys?"
4. "Doctors don't know anything -- all cholesterol is "good" cholesterol"
3. "John Wayne never would have made a cowboy movie"
2. "My daughter married who?"
1. "Domo-kun" Get me out of this coffin!"
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