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So I was playing FF: Tactics Advanced and I noticed..

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If you got transported to magical world where you're awesome, always would you:
  A) Be awesome, always
  B) Try to make things go back to normal
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Ryan Of Spades

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:26 am


The main character, the guy you play as, is a d**k.

Like, him and all of his little friends are all like, "Real life sucks, I wish I could live in a video game and shoot magic and be awesome surprised "

So...they get transported to a magical world where they're awesome and stuff and everyone's happy except who? YOU.

You for some odd reason have a big problem being the biggest bad a** in all of the land, having cool friends that got your back and stuff, and being able to shoot magic and on occasion weild two swords at once.

WHY?

Because it's now how things "should be" stare

You meet up with your little friends along the way and you try to get them to help you return to the natural world and each and every one of them are just like "******** you.. stare "

Like, your psuedo girlfriend's like "What's your deal? This worlds awesome. My hair's naturally pink, I have female friends that dont suck, I'm the leader of a clan, and did I mention this world's awesome? Because it is!"
and you're like, "nuuuuuu...I wanna go home crying "
and then she's like "******** you man, ******** you.. stare "

Then later you meet up with your little brother, who used to be wheelchair bound, running around and stuff and you're like,
"Brother, help me return things to the way they were'
and he's like "I can walk now, d**k.. stare "
and proceeds to run away, and if I'm not mistaken, alert the authorities you're around, because as suprising as it may sound, the people of this world arn't too cool with you trying to end it either.

Then you meet up with your bestfriend who's the ruler of this world who's had a traumatic child hood moving from place to place, having his mother die, being picked on always, economic hardships and such, and is over all a pretty lame kid. He's now the ruler of a magical world, where people think he's awesome, where he has awesome magical powers, and can pretty much do whatever and be awesome and you're like, "Hey, let's go back to the way things were hurr durrrrrrr :BBB"

I don't think he even responded. I think he just had a mental break down and sent his gaurds in the kill you.

Seriously?! I think your companion NPC even thinks youre a d**k for all of this too, but he just gos along with it because he has no free will as the story follows you.

And when you finally beat the final boss, and the world starts going back to normal, your psuedo girlfriend's like "Great, a*****e.. stare ", your brothers like "walking.. cry " and I think your best friend has another mental breakdown, or accepts it, or something. Yeah.

In this RPG, nobody likes you. In fact, you (as the gamer) don't even like you (the character you are playing). But the character likes himself, he thinks he's a swell fellow. A swell fellow that needs to get stoned to death or something.. stare
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:33 am


Oh, and did I mention that you can't die in this magical world? Like, I could stab you 40 times, hit you with fire, and turn you to stone and you'd still live after the fact, always.

Same goes for everyone. Nobody can die.

So that takes out the "this place is crazy mad dangerous" factor to you not being there.

You just want to take everyone out of this "not going to die" environment, and bring them back to the normal world..where they could get hit by a car or something..like your best friend's mom..d**k stare

Ryan Of Spades

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:35 am


rofl

That was a hilarious rant. Thank you.

Final Fantasy has a penchant for making characters with annoying personality flaws. But that one takes the cake.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:06 am


sounds about right

Rivlen


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:28 am


... I'd like to see this one... not play it, though, cuz I don't like single player.
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