The Magikarp Wiki!
*Which of course is totally made up*
Types of karp?
*Which of course is totally made up*
Types of karp?
...It all started with the evil magikarp....which evolves into pimp-karp...whose rival is holy magikarp...
Pimp-karp stalks you, and usually you don't even know it. The only difference between the evil magikarp and pimp-karp is: Pimp-karp has a pimp hat and a pimp cane. cool Evil magikarp can pop out of any puddle of water to stalk you and when you turn around to try and see it, it disappears, which is why only 1 person has been able to catch the evil magikarp and get it to evolve into the pimp-karp. Pimp-karp's pimp slap can take out 10,000 evil magikarp in 1 hit.
Is magikarp edible?
No, that's pokemon abuse!
Will I really get a legendary pokemon if I breed a magikarp with a magikarp?
...ew you sick pervert! Why would you even think of making your little pokemon friends do that? *But to answer your question yeeeeeessssss!!! redface
How should I know what magikarp is right for me?
Honestly, ask your doctor or physician which magikarp is right for you. Some people just can't handle the risk of pimp-karp's over-powering sexiness, and others just can't handle the challenge and paranoia of evil magikarp stalking them everywhere they go.
What is the ultimate epic win you can have with a magikarp?
Catch a magikarp, level it up to level 100, name it "THE GAME", fight the pokemon champion, and beat the champions last pokemon with your magikarp.
What diseases can I get from my magikarp?
You might get a little stiffness in the joints.
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Depending on what you're doing with your magikarp's training.
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*Stop looking at me like that*
