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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:55 pm


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~::Story::~

After an exhausting hike through the thick woods, I decided to sit down and enjoy my lunch in the shade of a tree. The tall, majestic tree was very unusual: some of its branches were barren, some full of leaves, and others still were flowering! This was something so bizarre that I probably should have noticed, but, hey, if nature can give us wacky things like the platypus, who am I to judge a multi-seasonal tree?

I turned my attention away from my trusty lunch box to enjoy the beautiful sunset in the distance. When I looked back, my tasty sammich was naught but crumbs!

"SON OF A--!!!"

I reached for my thermos, to drown the sorrow of the loss of my sammich in a swig of freshly brewed loose-leaf tea, only to find that some punk critter was attempting to drag it away.

"THAT TEA COST ME LIKE $10 AT TEAVANA YOU PUNK!!"


I lurched after the lunch thief as fast as I physically could, which really isn't all that fast considering my plethora of leg problems (I probably shouldn't be hiking anyway). But since the thermos was like twice the size of that floofy thief, after a moment's struggle I had caught up to it. In a moment of ninja-like swiftness I pinned it under the very lunch box it had raided earlier.

"I've got you now you little--" I reached my hand under to overturned lunch box to pull out the evil bugger as fast as I could, only to find myself face-to-face with cuteness incarnate.

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"OH MY GOD. What are you, a squirrel? You're the cutest little thing I've ever seen! Holy crap, I can't believe I wanted to murder you a second ago! You are so cute I'm going to name you--Wait, wha--ARGBLASGHANAGLACH--!!!"

The critter's friends must have seen me assault the little guy with my lunch box, since at this point they rained down on me from the freaky tree in a fit of adorable, unadulterated rage. Turns out a whole colony of the things live in that tree. It was all I could do to escape in one piece, although I think my dignity may have been shredded from such an adorable attack.

.....

Days later I returned, this time with a peace offering of grapes. The colony of adorable momongas accepted me as one of their own now that I had filled their bellies. And now I'm willing to let a few of you awesome people make friends with them.

~::The End::~
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:03 pm


~::How to get a Momonga::~

So you want a momonga? Join the club! No, literally. There's kind of a club. Well, I guess it's more of a list of people who want momongas. But you get the idea.

All you have to do is fill out a little form and post it in this thread to be considered. Just post this form to tell me what you would name your new friend.


[b]OMG! I want a momonga.[/b]
If I had one I would hug him and love him and snuggle him forever! I'd call him (NAME HERE). Or maybe (NAME HERE) if he turned out to be a girl.


*!*Of course, doing just this doesn't guarantee you a momonga friend. You can't buy a Momonga Tree momonga with gold, and I don't trust many people with them, since they are rare. So if you want one, you need to prove that you've got what it takes! You need to either be awesome enough already for me to take your word for it, or you need to prove your awesomeness by hanging around and posting at Squeak. If you can do that, I'll bless you with a momonga friend that I pick for you.**

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:27 pm


~: razz otentially Awesome People that want to have Momongas::~
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:30 pm


~::About The Momonga Tree::~

Now that you've got or are trying to get a momonga, here's a little more about them.

*1*Momonga tree momongas cannot be bred with Squeak's momongas.
Why? Well, you see, hundreds of years ago, an ancestor of a Squeak momonga stole a nut from a "MomoTree" momonga, and now they've got this bitter tear-you-to-shreds resentment of one another. It's kind of like that beef between the Bloods and the Crips, only way more adorable. Seriously, though, don't put these guys in the same room. MomoTree momongas can only be bred with each other.

*2*If you want to breed your MomoTree momonga, you must have a Love Fruit.
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Ok, ok. It's totally just an apple. But it's not just any old apple. This is a type of specialty gourmet apple that I can only get from a friend of my barn owner's mother's uncle's cousin, and he hand-picks these suckers from the only apple tree in his orchard. So they're pretty special. When two momongas share one of these apples, they totally will dig each other enough to start a family. If you give those guys one of these things, they'll give you their babies once they're born. You can keep them, or give some away.

You can either buy a Love Fruit from me for 10k, or you can wait around and see if I decide to give you one. Your choice.

*3*MomoTree momongas spend their whole lives, aside from when they are stealing people's noms, on The Momonga Tree.
Once they're adults, they pick a branch of the tree to live and sleep on for the rest of their lives. When a momonga befriends a person and gets a name, they get a plaque on their branch with their name, their human friend's name, and a symbol indicating their gender. it looks something like this:
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*4*You can have more that one MomoTree momonga.
Heck, you can be on the list of Potentially Awesome People that want to have a Momonga indefinitely, if you want to. Just keep posting the form after you get each new momonga. Doesn't mean I'll keep giving you momongas, but it doesn't hurt to try.

*5*How come some momongas are animated, you ask?
Because I feel like it, GOSH. It just depends on how busy I am and if I like your momonga a lot. Doesn't mean that it's heritable or anything, it just means I feel like animating something. Think of it as an added bonus!

*6*MomoTree momongas are not for sale.
You don't get to pick what kind of colors you want your momonga to be. If I know you and I happen to know what colors you like, I might get you a momonga that I think you'll like. If you don't like the momonga you get, you can gift it to someone on the list of Potentially Awesome People that want to have a Momonga, and you can have your place on the list back in order to have a chance at getting another momonga you might like more.

There are no custom MomoTree momongas being offered, but if you've got a specifically epic momonga in mind that you OMGMUSTHAVE, you can bribe me into it. But it has to be a solid bribe.

*7*The Momonga Tree is a fun pixel side project of mine.
It's fun and laid back, so I don't plan to run it as if it were a shop. please keep that in mind! Momongas aren't going to go out to people every day, just every so often.

I guess that's all for now. If you've got any more questions, feel free to ask!

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