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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:59 pm


I wrote a parody of the song Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island featuring Michael Bolton.

Here it is. Please to let me know what you think.
I don't think that I'm very good at this kind of thing. ^^;

Possible idea for youtube vid is to do the intro part with in-game chat boxes.
Here's what I'm thinking for the vid. (for the sake of not having the proper equipment to make this a vid yet, I'll refer to the other guy as guy)
-Guy: Hey Craftie, you wanna play with us?
-Craftie: Umm, sure, I have a build I want to try.
-Guy: Alright cool, can you get on vent?
-Craftie: ...okay.
-Guy: Cool cool, this is gonna be great.


Here we go.
League of Legends, Craftie's here.
Yeaa!
(Queue was short.)
Together gonna own.
The boys are here.
(The game starts now.)
The game starts now come on rammus roll ahead.
Annie running back when veiger goes mid.
(Goes mid!)
Warwick in the jungle until we ping him up.
(Yea!)
Caitlyn with some lifesteal so she can sustain for us.
(C'mon!)

Annie raging hard trying to stop my ******** that jarvan trying to gank me and falling back to hit ******** you Jarvan!)
I ping Warwick up here, gank them from top.
They either get slashed, get crushed or get shot.

This is the tale of the great Master Chief!
Spartan so brave in space and beyond!
(What?)
His dangerous task, to destroy the covenant.
Epic skills used to save the human race!

Yea that was kind of weird but we're back in the rift.
Igniting up cho'gath while he runs I finish with my peacemaker.
(Coratana)
Stupid ******** dino I'm the top sniper.
When I set up my traps I'm the number 1 stunner.
(The Arbiter!)

Watch it now girls Rammus ain't such a nice guy.
Take you on and push you hard double kill twice guy.
(Yea Yea!)
Chase me back to my tower you try to push but I shut you down when you get near my turret.
(Now back to the good part!)

Since he was young,
(ugh)
Trained for the slaughter.
(Nooo!)
Oh Master cheif,
(yea..)
Giving it to them.
He's the saviour of our race.
(uh huh)
Earth's only hope.
(ehhhh -_-)
Saving all our asses, from the alien threat!
(Yea, we played the game)

Put your pings on the map and call MIAs.
(Master Cheif,[What?] Spartan 117[No!])
Get your ganks from both sides and triple ignite.
(Covenant Armada,[Nope.] Mass of Flood[Wrong.])
Craftie you should stop playing that game.

Roger that let me try with another game.

Wait!

I creep around on rooftops, and my name is Ezio.
(not better)
Tho you'll never see me coming, I'll kill you all the same.

Come on!

Okay then I'm the savior of Albion, for good or for bad.

No!MY GOD!

Then you can call me Dovakhin, killing all the dragons!

I give up.

You bastards breathing fire at me?
Okay! My shout's charging!
FUS RO DAH!
This is the tale! Of my argonian mage!
(This is the tale!)
Casting fire balls, with enchanted robes!
(Take it all!)
Married a nord, gonna have ******** up kids.
(Whew!)
This game is humongous, just waiting to be explored!
(Just waiting to be explored!)

Okay, turns out Craftie is a mic troll.

War never changes.

Yea, yea, ok..
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:08 pm


I liked your game references near the end.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:57 pm


I didn't know the song well enough to recognize the parallelisms but listening to it and reading it was nice. What was the last game? Skyrim?

I'm not sure about the rhythm fitting in exactly, like the syllabic match-ups, but I'd be interested to see a YouTube video xD

BTW, who's Craftie? (Googles while she awaits a reply)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:33 pm


Craftie is my LoL name.
>.>


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:34 pm


Also, yes, it is Skyrim.
^^
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:37 pm


I dont know why but I like this

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:33 pm


Open for suggestions on editing the lyrics, tweaking it just right.
=]
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:27 am


Still editing, far from final draft.
^^;


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:56 am


lol i like it its hard to sing it in michael bolton voice i tried. lol it manageable tho but tough. lol keep singing it tho just to see if i can edit some of his part for suggestion
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:23 pm


Lol this was amazing. I HAVE to make this an actual cover parody.

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