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This is a story called Sneaky Storage in Raver Clothing, or There's No Such Thing As Too Many Pockets

So once upon a time when I was but a wee little fledgling raver, in my second semester of college, I was in a class with someone who had been raving for a long time. I think they might've quit raving, I dunno, I forget. However, this person spoke a line that has since floated around the back of my mind.

"I used to be a raver. I had pants with 28 pockets."

And in that moment, my silly little crush on that person intensified.

Ever since then, though, I've been wondering about the mechanics of a pair of pants that would have 28 pockets. Now, I get that there are probably some pockets on top of pockets, and there could even be super secret ninja pockets on the insides of the pants or something, but...

Pants. With 28 pockets.

Twenty. Eight. Pockets.

Guys where the ******** do you put 28 pockets on a pair of pants seriously.

Are there actually kinds of phat pants that have that many pockets that are premade and sold, or do you reckon that would've had to have been a custom job, homemade pair of pants?

Please help me figure this out, you have no idea how much I regret not cornering the ex-raver in my English class after the lesson ended and asking about those pants.

From all the Phat Pants I used to own none of them had that many pockets. I would have to think that would be a custom job because normally there is your standard 2 in the front, 2 in the back and then multiples down the sides and then some within a pocket, but if I was to ever count the actual pockets I think I could only come up with at the most 14 pockets.