|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Manchee of Prentisstown Vice Captain
|
 Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:01 am
This trail through the wilderness was probably supposed to be enjoyable and scenic at some point, but it now takes whoever chooses to follow this path through a tour of the deep wilderness, which has become a lot more dangerous than it is picture-worthy. Abandoned vehicles of wayward guards from back in the day can be found along the way, as well as mysterious stains and breaks in the foliage that don't look natural at all. The path inevitably leads back to the prison, but it is one of those that takes its time before bringing you back, allowing for full enjoyment of the gruesome display of the deep wilderness.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:07 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:45 pm
  【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Corpse exclaimed as he walked down the scenic trail. He had just returned form another loss, this time his heart was literally ripped out of his body. This was, of course, after his face was eaten by a bug lady in a prior match "She WAS hot though... damn I shoulda asked for her number-" the slasher muttered as he let out a sigh. She seemed like an easy woman! The red head let out another exasperated sigh, as if to further tell himself how much of a failure he was. He would only get out of his constant self pity when he heard Zara making a ruckus. "Wh-?" Corpse peaked around a tree to look at a certain guard before walking towards her "Another hot chick...?" the man spoke as he slipped his hands into his coat. Who was she? She didn't look like a Horror... but was she human? 【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:19 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:27 pm
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Corpse rose an eyebrow to Zara as her first words were essentially "fight me" as far as he was concerned "Lady... "I hope you're not searching for a fight" is like the lamest pre-fight dialogue one can have..." the red head mocked the pinkette, and then she called him "chainsaw-boy". That was most certainly an insult. He didn't know if it was really an insult but it was most certainly an insult. "You sayin' I like dudes!?" Corpse incoherently yelled before revving up his chainsaw. Just as She turned her back on him, he charged. Why!? Well this lady obviously wanted a fight, and he was happy to oblige "YOU HAD IT COMING, HOT CHICK!" he just hoped she knew that if she wanted to die, she wouldn't come back from it. 【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:43 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:56 pm
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Zara swung a car door, Corpse Carnival was amused "GYAHAHAHA!!!" rather than do something sensible like dodge the thing, the slasher instead cut the thing in half with his chainsaw. "It'll take more than a lame knock knock joke to slay me toots!" the red head happily yelled as he charged out at the guard... only to come to an abrupt stop when he saw a gunblade pointed right at him. Corpse seemed to register that the gunblade could be a problem... so he let the Chainsaw power down and stabbed it into the ground when Zara suggested they fight with their fists. This being Corpse, he wasn't seriously considering fighting with his fists. His fights couldn't possibly be bloody enough without some sort of weapon involved. But it'd be nice to mess with the pinkette regardless. So Corpse silently nodded to Zara, before slowly slipping his hands into his pockets... and then he threw a kazoo at Zara. "Haha!"【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:05 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:17 am
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 "Pffft- no, but it was funny as ******** -" Corpse retorted to Zara's question on whether that was intended to hurt her. When she showed him her scars only a moment later, the slasher was quick to dismiss them "Can I touch them-?" he asked, but then Zara was challenging him to a fight against. At this point, Corpse realized that Zara was REALLY itching for a fight. Now, Corpse being a terrible human being... had pretty much stuck it in his head that he should NOT make this woman happy. He should do everything in his powers to disappoint her "Alright then!" Corpse energetically replied as he cracked his fists, then the guard kicked at him. Corpse immediately dodged the attack with surprising agility then got behind her "Pssssshhh... don't look behind you- GYAHAHAHAHA!" Corpse then began to mess up her hair as quickly as he could. He was going to RUIN IT! 【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:41 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:34 pm
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Corpse was pretty happy messing with Zara's hair "Heheheheh~ Where else should I t-~!" the guard suddenly turned the whole thing on him but ripping his mask off and taking his chainsaw. "BIIIIIITCH-!!!" Corpse was incredibly upset at this turn of events! The slasher shook his fist at the guard as she pretended to be him, except it was a more attractive him with a Russian accent "AND I DONT EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT!!!" Corpse yelled, though her last particular words seemed to really strike a chord with him "You're just jealous YOUR FACE wasn't eaten by a bug girl!!!" Corpse then picked up a rock and threw it at Zara. Why? Because he really wanted to throw a rock at her!!!! 【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:52 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:02 pm
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Corpse placed his hands on his hips, giving Zara a look of disbelief as he retorted "Tch... just because your'e Russian doesn't meant you're Spetsnaz, lady!" the slasher spoke against her, lamenting the unfortunate nature of stereotypes. All she needed was chest hair. Also she had to be a bear wrestler. But she was probably already a bear wrestler. Corpse wasn't sure. So he asked "Hey are you a bear wrestler?" the red head crossed his arms as he looked at Zara without an ounce of amusement on his face. After she had finally finished mocking Corpse Carnival, all he could bring himself to say is "I'm not gonna punch you, lady..."【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:54 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The American Dr Pan Captain
|
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:22 pm
【 ================ [Ｔｈｅ ＃１ Ｅｍｐｌｏｙｅｅ ｏｆ Ｍｕｒｄｅｒ Ｉｎｃ．] ================ 】 Corpse Carnival caught his weapon, nearly falling down as he managed to catch them "Yer a weird one-" the red head commented, heaving his chainsaw over his shoulder before finally falling over. The slasher then stood back up pretending that never happened "So..." Corpse narrowed his eyes at Zara as he spoke "Just for the record... I'm still not gonna punch yah-" he tried to be a stoic as possible, but that didn't last long. When Zara said "pissy", the slasher began to giggle "Teehee- you said piss-!" the guy continued to laugh for quite a bit... until suddenly, he pulled out a football "CATCH!" the slasher threw the football straight towards Zara. However, mid-flight, the football opened up and became a tiny chainsaw... flying straight towards Zara. 【 ================ 【 Ｔｈｅ Ｓｌａｓｈｅｒ 】 ================ 】 "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ＭＵＲＤＥＲ ＴＩＭＥ！ ＧＹＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！"M43B
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
