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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:26 pm
Welcome, recruit, to the domain of Zim and Tak. We applaud your decision to join what is obviously a superior flock of...superior...ness.
BUT!!! Before you are accepted within the hallowed halls of Zim's empire, you must first read and understand the requirements listed below.
When your filthy brain has been thoroughly washed, you may report for duty.
COMMENSE WITH THE BRAINSCRUBBY!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:27 pm
Zim likes to yell and call names. A lot. Therefore Zim WILL yell and call names. A lot. We don't take him seriously and you shouldn't either.
Once you have pledged your undying allegiance to Zim and Tak, you may pledge it to no other or risk envoking the wrath of the moose.
Zim and Tak's iron rule shall not be questioned by anyone. Those who do will be banished to a dimension of pure dookie.
One does not need to be irken-born to serve Zim. There are those who are deserving enough to stand with the elite with the proper...programming.
Do not poke sticks at the trench-diggers. There are many trenches yet to dig!!
When the time arrives for the matey smeet-making, only those most worthy will be approached by the alphamasters for the most honored privelege of bearing their chesteggs.
Each new recruit will be assigned a nestbasething. Use it well and be sure to keep any foul belongings of yours there. OOC Translation of Rules 1. Please don't take anything said by Zim or Tak personally. Both of them are very chaotic characters and can be rather nasty. It does not reflect my opinion of you or your gryph. 2. Once you have joined this flock, you are welcome to leave at any time, however once you've left, rejoining will require a special RP between your gryph and Zim/Tak. You will not simply be able to sign back up again with automatic acceptance. 3. Zim and Tak are the alphas of this flock. As it was founded by me, I ask that all members respect that they cannot be toppled from this position. 4. Your gryph does not need to be IZ-themed to join the flock. All are welcome. 5. Do not harrass/bother/irritate the other members of this guild. If you become a problem, you will be ejected. 6. You don't need any special permission to form couples and breed within the flock (respective owner permissions withstanding, of course), but Zim and Tak will be a bit exclusive in who they choose to pair with. Because they're egomaniacal jackasses. But you knew that. 7. Feel free to move your gryph's nest thread(s) into the guild or to create a new one here.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:28 pm
Meet Zim and Tak. Though small they may be, they will become taller. Oh yes. And one day shall be the tallest tallest that have ever dared to tall before!
....but for now, they are small baloney balls of pudge.
SILENCE YOUR LAUGHYNESS!! DO NOT MOCK YOUR FUTURE RULERS!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:30 pm
All new recruits must submit their credentials for review before proceeding. Please allow 6-8 years for processing.((OOC -- Please fill out the following form and post it in this thread. Once its been posted, consider yourself part of the flock. This is just to keep track of who's joining and what they're like.))Application to Join Name:Age:Recent Photo: (please post your gryph's pic here) Mate/Children?:Previous Flock?:Personality:Why have you joined the Irken Elite?:
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:31 pm
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