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 Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:22 pm
Listed below you will find those worthy enough to stand in the ranks of Irk's most elite soldiers. That failing, you will find the people we sent off to help dig the trench.
...either way, here they are.
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:25 pm
Name: Zim
Gender: Male
Age: OLDER THAN YOU!! DON'T ARGUE!!
Flock Rank: Alpha Male
Occupation: The ruler of....stuff.
Horsefly: I call him...Minimoose.
Mate: An invader needs no one...
Children: GYAH!!
Personality: Zim has what many would call a severe Napoleon complex which makes him have delusions of grandeur, paranoia and to exist in utter denial that he is anything but magnificent. Trying to tell him so just wastes your breath and annoys you. He is also hyperactive, rude, loud, and has a real problem with listening. All together, he's what most would call "incredibly obnoxious" and is best dealt with in small bursts at a large distance.
Background: to be added later
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:26 pm
Name: Tak
Gender: Female
Age: old enough to despise this world...
Flock Rank: Alpha Female
Occupation: Keeping her fellow "esteemed" alpha from destroying the flock before its created
Horsefly: Deathbee
Mate: I've no interest in this "love pig" game you play.
Children: none. ever.
Personality: Tak is as bitter as black coffee that someone emptied a lemon into and cursed at for an hour. When one has to deal with someone such as Zim day-in and day-out, however, you don't question this sort of behavior. And if you do, you quickly find yourself toppling butt-over-head over the nearest clifftop. She is easily the more level-headed and sane of the two alphas, though her acrid demeanor makes her a bit (all right, a lot) unapproachable. If one stays on her good side, however, she is a powerful ally.
Background: to be added later
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:35 pm
 Name: Gir
Gender: Male
Age: Perma-Chick
Flock Rank: Beta Male
Occupation: Sidekick
Horsefly: Piggy
Mate: I love eeeveryone!
Children: I like babies!
Personality: There is only one word to describe Gir: insane. Absolutely grade-A insane. This little boy is capable of entertaining himself for hours on end but he prefers to take his hijinx on the road and involve others. He's obnoxious, loud, and just plain stupid all at the same time; he cries easily but he suffers a great amount of short-term memory loss that he'll forget it soon enough. He rarely ever takes anything seriously and when it looks like he's going to, he quickly reverts to the care free idiot that he is.
Background: Gir is the sidekick of Zim, but he doesn't know any better. From a young age he was rambunctious and hyperactive, which attributes greatly to his lack of attention and short-term memory. He has always taken it upon himself to attack Zim, and pretty much anyone else that comes into his path. While he grew fast, he stumbled upon a great bird that gave the strange Hippogryph a feather that has stunted his growth permanently.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:37 pm
Name: Mimi
Gender: Female
Age: Old Enough
Flock Rank: Beta Female
Occupation: Sidekick
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: ...
Children: ...
Personality: Mimi is there and gone again, the silent assassin who strikes without warning and with deadly precision as she has been trained. She seldomly speaks and only allows others to see what she wants them to see.
Background: Not available.
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:54 pm
Gender: Female
Age: younger than she appears
Flock Rank: Denmother
Occupation: watching over Zim and Tak (though mostly Zim) to ensure they don't hurt themselves and others.
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none biologically
Personality: Keet is a bit flighty and easily-flustered, which puts her in a near-constant state of stress. Being charged with Zim's well-being has not made things much better on her and she seldomly gets a moment to herself. She is generally good-natured, however, and does her best to be patient around younger gryphs.
Background: Formerly a member of the East Flock with a history of a gnat's attention span, Keet was given the task of playing denmother to a pair of rather obnoxious green chicks that seemed to come from nowhere (no one was owning up to having spawned them, at least). Having previously voiced interest in beginning a family, she was told that if she was able to help them grow into upstanding representations of their motherflock, the alphas would grant her permission to have children of her own.
Fate, however, has a rather poor sense of humor and Keet quickly found her entire life being taken up by babysitting chaotic Zim and bitter little Tak. When Zim voiced, at a far-too-young age, that he had had enough of the "Eye-scarring featherstinks" and decided to defect from the East Flock with Tak to begin his own flock, Keet was helpless to do anything but follow them. She felt that to do anything but, would be abandoning them and would reflect on her poorly.
Besides, someone had to make sure Zim didn't slip on a banana peel one day and accidentally destroy the Tree of Life.
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:22 pm
Gender: Female
Age: old enough to know better
Flock Rank: Denmother
Occupation: resident eye candy, healer
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality: Lily is a bit of a parodox. She has extensive knowledge about herbs, healing wounds, and curing diseases, but she doesn't have the good common sense that god gave a blind goose in a hailstorm. She is gullible, impressionable, and has a child-like sense of wonderment about nearly everything. Being a bit airheaded puts her in Zim's favor, though, because she never questions his authority. She's a "good soldier".
Background: Lily was, until recently, a rogue gryph. It was not because she had anything against flock living...in fact, chances are quite good that she may have wandered away from whatever flock she started out in and forgot her way home one day. SOMEONE had to have taught her all she knows about healing, after all...
She was rather easily bullied into joining the Irken Elite Flock when Zim discovered her on a riverbank one day, studying her reflection. She believed the little green dictator when he assured her that the only way her survival could be guaranteed was if she was on HIS side of the upcoming universal battle for domination.
The flock's resident females didn't particularly like her arrival...they didn't HATE it, they just didn't like it. Lily was happily oblivious to their scorn, however, and often went on joyously about how lucky she was to have been spared from Zim's wrath.
Long story short -- Zim thinks she's awesome, but nobody likes a bootlicker
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:20 pm
Name: Priprikan
Gender: Male
Age: chick
Flock Rank: too puny for a rank yet
Occupation: unknown
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality:
Background: Zim finds his recruits by any means necessary...even if it means snatching up blind/deaf chicks who's mothers have wandered off and hauling them off to his own flocklands. Such was the way that Pripri found his way into the Irken Elite flock.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:28 pm
Name: Thistle
Gender: Female
Age: chick
Flock Rank: too puny for a rank yet
Occupation: unknown
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality:
Background:
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:25 am
Name: Denis
Gender: Male
Age: chick
Flock Rank: Tak's righthand minion
Occupation: unknown
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality: Bold, loud, and standoffish. Denis is really not afraid to give the world at large his opinion on any given situation at any time. While some might respect his honesty, others find him to be...well...a jerk. And he makes it known that he really doesn't care WHAT you think...unless you're his buddy Tak. Then he might care a little bit.
Background: Denis, much like the others, was lured away from his parent flock by Tak with the promises of being part of a powerful up-and-coming flock where he would not be treated as a child, but rather as an adult. Thinking he was well-worth that sort of respect, Denis wasted no time in taking Tak up on her offer and leaving behind everything as he knew it.
For the moment, he seems to be happily oblivious to the fact that the extent of his newfound "respect" seems to be playing by himself on the cliffs or dragging Priprikan around.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:05 pm
Name: Keiko
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Flock Rank: None
Occupation: Playboy
Horsefly: N/A
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality: Keiko enjoys risk-taking, thrills, and ladies. He's not at all interested in the idea of settling down, though the idea of breeding isn't something he's opposed to....after all, why NOT inject some good blood into future lines? Toward other males, he either comes off as abrasive or condescending, depending on how superior he's feeling to the rival in question.
Background:
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:20 am
Name: Finster
Gender: Male
Age: Adult (elderly)
Flock Rank: Omega
Occupation: Hermit
Horsefly: Putty
Mate: none
Children: none
Personality: Finster is extremely submissive and easily-intimidated, embodying the very meaning of "Omega". When not in the presense of authority, he is a gentle creature who is fatherly, peaceful, and some would say a bit stuffy and old-fashioned. He values knowledge and, even moreso, those who would care to be taught.
Background: Finster was formerly a member of the Lunar Flock who once inhabited the cliffs that the Irken Elite now reside upon. From the beginning, he had been labelled as inferior to the others due to his extremely large ears. The Alphas, being perfectionists, likewise demanded perfection from their members. Though his ears did not hinder him in any way, it was clear that Finster was doomed to the role of Omega to prevent the spread of his undesireable genes.
While some fought the burden of Omega tooth and nail, Finster readily embraced it. Browbeaten and mistreated, he continued to serve his purpose to the flock as a gatherer and, at times, a stand-in denmother which was considered a disgraceful role to be imposed upon a male.
While he had accepted his lot in life, there was unrest among the ranks of the Lunar Flock in general. The alphas, some felt, were unfit to lead. Some wished to overthrow them. Some wished to leave entirely and begin flocks of their own. Finster had heard fleeting rumors of the coming uprising before, one day, it came to happen.
Panicked by the ensuing war among the flock's members, he fled down the cliffside from the cacophany of noise and the tangle of fighting bodies. In a frantic search for a place to hide himself, Finster discovered a deep cave near the base of the cliffside, partially hidden by an overhang of rock. Its passage travelled deeply inside the cliffs, cut by an underground spring by which clusters of mushrooms and moss grew.
With food and water, Finster found that he could remain hidden indefinitely as he waited out the war above. It was quiet here. There was no unexpected movement or conflict -- only himself and his thoughts for the first time in a very long while. With no one to order him around or insult him, Finster's nerves gradually calmed themselves from the ragged tangle they had been for the longest time.
Mindless of the disbanding of his former flock and the insanity of the Irken Elite having taken over the cliffs above, he rested within the cave, living out his days simply pondering and reflecting.
Perhaps, he mused, he WOULDN'T be coming out again.
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