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 Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:09 am
Write an imaginary letter. It can be to a celebrity, your great-aunt Mildred, your shoe, an imaginary horse, anything. If you make me laugh out loud, you might just get extra prizes. wink
Go for funny!
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:23 pm
It may or not be funny... I think its odd... but I wanted to enter anyway!
Dear Mom,
Greetings from Nowhere State College! Im writing to tell you how things are going with Fred and I. Fred is a wonderful man even with his strange fetish with Cheddar Cheese and of course his biker gang friends. I got my first tattoo, I wanted it to say "mom" but it turned out as "mmm good"... I got it on my butt. Well back to Fred and his cheese. Yesterday he took me to a cheese convention where he learned to make cheddar sculptures and jewelry... I came home with a lovely pair of Cheddar earrings and a matching necklace, the best thing about them is that they are like those candy necklaces you bought me when I was a kid... if I got hungry I always had a snack around my neck! He wants me to get a brick of cheese tattoed below your (what was supposed to be) name. Two weeks ago I found Fred in the shower with a brick of cheese... I walked out, I didnt want to know what was going on, but if that brick messed with my man Im gonna take a knife to it! Anyhow, I must be going. Im sending you a necklace and some earrings. Please send crackers, I have too much cheese!
Your loving Daughter,
Chedah Chez
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:49 am
Some short letters:
Dear Pizza,
Stop it, you're making me fat.
-Strong Glad
Dear chocolate,
You're making me hyper.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rofl
Keep it up,
-Strong Glad
President Bush,
I've seen you drunk on youtube. HAHAHA!
You a**.
-Strong Glad
Dear Captain Kirk,
You're not real, but that guy who played you got fat and does commercials now.
Haha!
-Strong Glad
Dear Abby,
Where do you get off, telling people what to do and how to live their lives.
Sheesh.
-Strong Glad
Dear Family Circus,
You're not funny.
-Strong Glad
Dear Japan,
You rock.
Love,
-Strong Glad
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:28 pm
Definitely weird, but weird is good too! Help yourself to a prize, angelgirl21404! Strong Glad, you made me bust a gut on the first two. Help yourself to TWO PRIZES! surprised
Hopefully more people will enter!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:14 pm
I've got a letter in my head, but haven't had time to get it down yet due to the job I just started this week. sweatdrop Hopefully this weekend I'll have time!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:58 pm
Citrinia I've got a letter in my head, but haven't had time to get it down yet due to the job I just started this week. sweatdrop Hopefully this weekend I'll have time! Congratulations on your new job! Not to toot my own horn, but I just got a promotion and a raise last week. So exciting!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:07 pm
Congrats to you! cheese_whine
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