Okay here is one i just heard from my bf that i thought was funny.
A captain and his shipmate are out on the ocean sailing and the shipmate tells the captain "Sir, there is an enemy ship headed our way"
The captain says "good then fetch my red jacket."
a few hours later they won the battle and the shipmate asks "sir why did you want your red jacket?"
The captain says "so if im shot then no one will know im wounded and theyll fight to the death with honor"
"oh good idea" says the shipmate.
So the next day the shipmate goes to the captain and says "Captain, there are 50 enemy sips headed our way!"
So the captain says "Very well then fetch my brown pants" lol blaugh biggrin xd
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