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 Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:14 pm
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your
frigid mom, who rides his a** constantly? It's time to give up that
dream.
Let me send you some Legos instead.
Santa
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:39 am
Like the metaphor. Do we have a screen door?
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:56 pm
thats harsh..the truth but harsh.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:19 am
Nice....well atleast its the truth...and nothing but the truth...right 0_o
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:51 pm
wow... lol the babysitter must really get paid! lol
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:37 pm
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