Hello and welcome to the Alex show! lol Kidding- kidding. But really, here is where I'm going to stick all my rants that some how go astray from the point and end up somehow oddly funny.
"I honestly don't understand the point of bathroom stall graffiti, especially when it says something along the lines of "blah de blah was here". I mean, honestly, do you insist upon telling us that your a** has touched the same toilet seat as ours or something? Or maybe you're just trying to tell us all that you had to take a dump, forgot to bring some reading material to occupy yourself with, so you decided to have some fun writing your name on the closest thing you can reach! Oh, and for your information, check out the stall wall when you return to your poo place- a few messages have been left. I think you'll like the one that states what you are- dumb a**."
