Gentle Blasphemy
WhoGuru
Garden Gnomes for me. Hippos may be likely to eat you and we all know a VW could run over your foot and wouldn't that hurt a little, but Gnomes are just evil. They look like short little santas and we know he's a psycho. They're small, quiet and they can make your undies disappear!!
What's not to love!!
blaugh No, we agreed Santa was a perve, remember? Gah, can't teach you anything.
Now now, don't get your panties in a bunch!
blaugh I'm not arguing the Santa/perv issue. I agree completely. Fat man in a red suit that scurries down chimneys in the middle of the night with sacks of toys for little girls and boys??? = Perv.
rofl But gnomes are like santas little minions. They even have the uniform.
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