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I found a s**t load of Frank quotes...though there are others in there too.

"Yes we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives."

"I wanna go to bed now!"

"People never cease to amaze us. "

"This is a band that will save your life."

"I've never downloaded anything, really. I'm anti-computer and I enjoy buying records."

Interviewer: If you could come back after death to "put the wrong things right" what would you most likely need to fix up?
Frank: So if we were to die today?
Yeah in like an hour.
Frank: I don't know.
Gerard: Let's say the whole band died, we'd just get back together and start playing again!
[everyone laughs]

Frank: Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: ******** off, it's meese.
Frank: Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?

Q: What's your dream car?
Frank: A Delorean, fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage.

Frank: But I almost got shot the other night though. [He says this almost nonchalantly as if it's a frequent occurence.]
Shot? As in shot, shot?
Frank: Pellet gun shot.

Frank: If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to s**t.

"a*****e. I was such an a*****e! Uhhh Delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten!" - Frank on what he was like when he was ten

"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one."

"You're in a karaoke bar and you've had too much sake. What song..."
[Frank turns to Gerard] "I know what you're going to say! "
"...do you sing and do you totally rock it or do you totally kill it? "
Frank: He rocks the s**t out of it! Totally Bon Jovi!
Gerard: Bon Jovi... 'Living On A Prayer.' It's funny because a lot of people give me s**t when we go to karaoke because I won't do it.
Frank: I have been known to do 'I Got You Babe' with a friend of mine, Greg Southside and we do the s**t out it! We've been kicked out of bars because we did it so well. But Ray would like to sing probably 'Only The Good Die Young'.

Interviewer: Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Q: Do you turn the volume up or down when you hear your music on the radio?
Frank: Way the ******** up.

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."

"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn"

Interviewer: In 'You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to so something in drag, what would you choose to do?
Gerard: Karate.
[everyone breaks out in laughter]
Frank: I liked the "if you were forced, what would you choose to do."
Gerard: It's like the drag fairy comes by and says "what would you like to do?" Ahhmm yeah, karate.
Frank: Really?
Gerard: No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.
Frank: He looked like Christina Ricci.
Gerard: You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...
Frank: I would date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.

"He said if we didn't hire him, he knew where we lived, an would come and take our pets." (he being Marc Webb....being hired for the Helena video)

Interviewer: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Frank: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitor!

Interviewer: Free Michael(Jackson) or free Martha(Stewart)
Frank: Kindersex.
Gerard: Martha
Frank: Wait. who are they?
Ray: Ooooh Michael Jackson!
Frank: Lock them both up. Together

Those quotes are the awesome sauce.....

I love them! the whole band is so ******** hilarious!

I love the Moose one and the Fork+Toaster one xd