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 Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:28 pm
Any quotes from the Goo Goo Dolls that you think are great, please post 'em here!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:28 pm
Here's a great Johnny joke!
"I'm at home with my girlfriend, and messing around, and she looks at me and says 'make love like Ricky Martin would' and I said 'okay, where's your brother?'"
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:38 pm
ummm............ huh?
sorry- no quotes
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:07 am
"Does insurance cover.... Mr. FRANKLIN? ... Come on man. Thats a hundred dollar bill."
-John (ride on the construction lift)
"My guitar doesn't work. Come on Testiclees. Make it work."
-John (ordering the Goo god testiclees to fix a guitar)
"Oh my god. Did you SEE that. The thing attacked me."
-Robby (2" inch long fish attack)
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:12 am
I LOVE the part where John's trying to get a ride on the lift!! xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:21 pm
I know... he seems so funny! I love it how hes like filming the guy, and they're laughing, and the guy is like freaking out. It was funny!
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:45 pm
It's a "Supermarket Punk Rock Television Comedy"
"How Does it feel when you find out what you're not gonna be?"
"With a smile and a sigh, I'm on your side"
Those are just off the top of my head
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:08 pm
gugudol "Does insurance cover.... Mr. FRANKLIN? ... Come on man. Thats a hundred dollar bill." -John (ride on the construction lift) "My guitar doesn't work. Come on Testiclees. Make it work." -John (ordering the Goo god testiclees to fix a guitar) "Oh my god. Did you SEE that. The thing attacked me." -Robby (2" inch long fish attack) What exactly is that from?
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:47 pm
"Nobody wants to hear a F*cking rock star b***h about his problems" it was something like that i can't quite find the article i read it in.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:26 am
swordtail gugudol "Does insurance cover.... Mr. FRANKLIN? ... Come on man. Thats a hundred dollar bill." -John (ride on the construction lift) "My guitar doesn't work. Come on Testiclees. Make it work." -John (ordering the Goo god testiclees to fix a guitar) "Oh my god. Did you SEE that. The thing attacked me." -Robby (2" inch long fish attack) What exactly is that from? Live In Buffalo
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:42 am
I LOVE this quote so much:
When John was 24 he spent the summer working in a bar. "I met a girl who used to come in with her boyfriend all the time. We just started talking, and we hit it off. It was really intense. After making out with her, I could still feel her on my lips after she'd gone."
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:03 am
And Their words are just whispers and lies that I'll never belive!
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:49 pm
"Our life motto is: if life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone!" —
John
"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it."
John (I know other people have said this, but John says it way better LOL)
Q: John, what was on your mind when the helicopter nearly blew you off the glacier after Acoustic #3?
A: I'm going to have serious shrinkage
"I call it the Masturbater"- Johhny on his Picasso tattoo
"I'm trying to picture some little girl whose favorite bands are like Goo Goo Dolls and Savage Garden or 'N Sync going 'aw, that Johnny is so cute. I'm going to buy all his early records,' and putting it on and then screaming and running to her parents." — Robby Takac
"Playing new music, in front of people who've never heard it before? You might as well just take a crap onstage. People just look at you like, 'What the hell?'" — Robby Takac
"I like hitting stuff, everything else is overrated." — Mike Malinin
What's the difference between an elephant and a bunch of grapes? *small pause* They both have trunks, except the grapes. — Mike Malinin
"Q: Do you eventually plan to settle down, and have a family of your own? Little Robbies running around?
A: Yeah. My wife's Japanese. I think my kids are gonna look like bumblebees. I'm not sure why." -Robby (LMFAO!)
"Dealing with us. I've heard it described as like trying to hurt cats. Everyone wanders. He's looking at something shiny (meaning Mike). He's talking about roasting pumpkin seeds(meaning Robby). I'm looking at some girl I shouldn’t be looking at. We need one of those ropes with the knots in it that they take the kids to the zoo in kindergarten with to get anywhere." -John
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:13 am
I LOVE those last two!!
Robby's kids are gonna be ADORABLE!!!! whee
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:15 pm
I love those! They are truly funny. It's amazing how stuff like that really gets me down to the heart! And I'm finally back after like my two weeks away!
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