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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:29 am
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore .
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL a**" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:17 pm
Lol!
It's not "SWEET". It's "LSDUHKYGVDFRIB VSBIYUTV8!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:08 pm
LoL @ 2 and 4. And WOOT for Rear Cleavage! whee
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:57 am
Ahh! All this makes my head hurt. wink
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:11 pm
I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points*
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:23 pm
Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Oh yeah... I see. That one there.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:57 pm
*scratches rear cleavage* ninja
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:26 pm
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Gentle Blasphemy Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:47 pm
Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:03 pm
Gentle Blasphemy Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows. Only because your brother was just giving you crap about them a half hour ago. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:09 pm
E> LOLZ. <3
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L.O.FLIPPIN'.L. heart
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E> DATTEBAYO <3
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:35 pm
WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows. Only because your brother was just giving you crap about them a half hour ago. xd No, more like because he was making smells like one. xp
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Gentle Blasphemy Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:55 pm
Gentle Blasphemy WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows. Only because your brother was just giving you crap about them a half hour ago. xd No, more like because he was making smells like one. xp O M G My nose may never be the same. Think I'll ask your mom if I can sleep at your place tonight. rolleyes Even the cat's eyes are watering.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:58 pm
WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows. Only because your brother was just giving you crap about them a half hour ago. xd No, more like because he was making smells like one. xp O M G My nose may never be the same. Think I'll ask your mom if I can sleep at your place tonight. rolleyes Even the cat's eyes are watering. We got a couch, lol, long as you can sleep through her waking up rituals and me roasting peeps in the middle of the night. razz
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:31 pm
Gentle Blasphemy WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy Happy-Kindness I am in total and udder agreement with that one! *points* Must it be "udder" agreement? I'm not very fond of cows. Only because your brother was just giving you crap about them a half hour ago. xd No, more like because he was making smells like one. xp O M G My nose may never be the same. Think I'll ask your mom if I can sleep at your place tonight. rolleyes Even the cat's eyes are watering. We got a couch, lol, long as you can sleep through her waking up rituals and me roasting peeps in the middle of the night. razz That's okay. He's in the bedroom now sleeping. blaugh I'll stay on the couch methinks. The cats have already escaped from the bedroom with looks of horror on their furry faces. rofl
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