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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:24 pm
God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would let the owner pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing." He told them. "And I was just wondering if one of you had a preference for it?"
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged. "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that!! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have! Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So god gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited, he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then god said to Eve - "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" Asked Eve.
"Brains." Said god.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:01 pm
That made me laugh. :]
I agree completely!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:08 pm
 There's no point in being grown-up...
It just explains soooooo much, don't you think?? rofl rofl rofl
...if you can't be childish sometimes.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:58 pm
girls are so much smarter than boys, in my honor classes, there are like 17 girls but 2 boys rofl does that mean anything, and to tell u the truth there are more girls than boys in the whole school, u can tell becasue it's a small school so everybody know each other xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:51 pm
gender has nouthing to do with how smart you are
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:26 am
[Vandal] gender has nouthing to do with how smart you are Yeah, we men are smart too! ... we're just usually too busy writing our names with urine to prove it! >.>
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Gentle Blasphemy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:30 am
Gentle Blasphemy [Vandal] gender has nouthing to do with how smart you are Yeah, we men are smart too! ... we're just usually too busy writing our names with urine to prove it! >.> I rest my case. rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:15 pm
WhoGuru Gentle Blasphemy [Vandal] gender has nouthing to do with how smart you are Yeah, we men are smart too! ... we're just usually too busy writing our names with urine to prove it! >.> I rest my case. rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:31 am
Because in each of their breast there is an extra brain.. That's why they are "Smarter".. Duh.
What did we learn? Small breasted women are dumb, that is correct.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am
Actually,it's been scientificly proven that woman are really smarter than men.
Boo to the ya. cool
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:37 am
Lady Zelda Dragoness Actually,it's been scientificly proven that woman are really smarter than men. Boo to the ya. cool Now what will you do with your superiority? Posion all the men's water supply and kill them off to start one big lesbian study fest? 
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:38 am
KameOolong Lady Zelda Dragoness Actually,it's been scientificly proven that woman are really smarter than men. Boo to the ya. cool Now what will you do with your superiority? Posion all the men's water supply and kill them off to start one big lesbian study fest? .... IT'S YOU. You're the one who posted that weird completley irrelevant picture in my creepypasta thread! eek
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:42 am
Lady Zelda Dragoness KameOolong Lady Zelda Dragoness Actually,it's been scientificly proven that woman are really smarter than men. Boo to the ya. cool Now what will you do with your superiority? Posion all the men's water supply and kill them off to start one big lesbian study fest? .... IT'S YOU. You're the one who posted that weird completley irrelevant picture in my creepypasta thread! eek I don't know what the hell you're talking about man.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:44 am
.....
If I found the picture and showed it to you,would you remember?
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