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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:32 am


Omg you have to read this its so funny!!! seriously it sick but funny that people are soooo stupid lol

Full extract:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?

Handy Homo Prevention Tips For Concerned Parents With Suspect Toddlers

A parent can never act too soon in taking precautionary measures to ensure that their child will never become intoxicated with mommy's perfume and choose to devote his life to being a prancing homo. By being both proactive and willing to inflict welts for Jesus, you can beat Satan at his own sick game and prevent him from turning your impressionable child into an ugly, rotting twig in the family tree crying out for brutal pruning.


Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips

1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement.
2. A boy must eat everything on his plate.
3. A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming.
4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind.
5. A boy must not play with dolls.
6. A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy."
7. A boy must always wear thick, white underwear.
8. A boy must never cry or pout.
9. A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow.
10. A boy must not skip or prance.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:19 pm


It gets worse....now i sorta scared....

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/homosexuals.html

I could cry at what they do to these children its so sick please say its a joke!?

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Dizy_lizy

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:27 pm


That cant be a real site... Is that a real site?!?!?!? No way thats a real site.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:32 pm


Im pretty sure its a joke site.
Notice the ads on the sides of the text. domokun

But this isnt saying that stuff LIKE this dont exist.
I think Ive seen it somewhere.

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Dusk Crusher Chaos

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:34 pm


Hm...No wonder I'm not a christian.

gonk These people make me effing sick! >.< gonk
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:35 pm


This is ******** up...thank god its not a real site.
But I'm sure that somewhere out there, these things are true and its sad. So sexiest...whats wrong with the world.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:50 pm


Dusk Crusher Chaos
Hm...No wonder I'm not a christian.

gonk These people make me effing sick! >.< gonk

THANKS.
I love you too.
mad

And by the way, its a joke, and dont lump all Christians into one group.
Im a Christian lesbian.
According to most, Im an oxymoron.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:50 pm


I asked if it is a real site cos like this is scary and sick!

I sent em a email and asked if it was a hoax i guess i probally won't get a answer if its a hoax but what the hell its worth a try right?

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ffdarkangel

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:41 pm


Anyone live in Iowa? You could check them at there address. eek I'll go check mapquest.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:45 pm


Searched it online. Total fake. Thank god its a fictional church.

ffdarkangel


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:08 pm


You know there are real sites out there that are just as bad, though.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:22 pm


Ya tis sad people devote so much time to this.

Btw ffdarkangel how did you find out its a hoax?

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gatekeeper_8

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:15 pm


whoever made that site makes me sick... it makes me want to scream and shout and go out to find the makers. it's an insult to christians and gays alike. whoever could come up with this and think it's funny should be (insert torture here)!!!!!! I'm Going to go find something to break and scream at before I explode...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:50 pm


I agree hunm its a sick site i mean who actually puts this much time into doing this place like? tis sad really

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Teri Noodle

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:54 pm


wow thats the biggest bunch of crap I've ever seen.
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