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 Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:09 pm
I thought for sure that I'd already posted this on our guild already, but I can't find the thread. Here is the original thread that I thought I'd already posted.
Have you ever had something extremely funny or embarrassing happen to you while making out? You know what I mean? Interruptions, falling over, leg cramping up on you... that kind of thing.
Kim and I have had our fair share over the past 3 years.
- Like once we were both wearing ball caps and went to kiss only to have the bills hit against each other knocking the hats off our heads.
- We were hugging each other in a tight embrace and went to step apart to find my glasses were caught to her earring.
- We got this new futon that is rather flimsy. It transforms in the middle and when it is a bed the edges have nothing under them. Well, we had it only for a few days and were laying on it when Kim rolled over on top of me playfully but I was on the edge of the bed and suddenly the bed tipped over, tossing the cat through the air, and the next thing we know we are laying on the ground laughing our heads off.
- The most embarrassing time was after making love I suddenly noticed that my wedding ring was missing. Worriedly that it was still inside of her I jumped at Kim and tossed her legs up so I could search. She was so startled by this she just stared at me in shock as I umm... searched inside...of umm... her... yeah... To make things even more embarrassing I ended up finding the ring in a wad of tissues that I’d used to clean my fingers with. Kim was laughing at me and was bright red after words. She never lets me forget that one. I was so embarrassed.
And here is what I was going to post today:
Oh god, I laughed so hard just now.
Kim and I were playing around just a moment ago. I was chasing her around and bitting her toes, don't ask... it is something strange that we do. Anyways, things got a little heated and then the roomie called out that he was going out. Still in silly moods we were running around and had bolted the door so that he would have to knock if he showed up, however Kim was in the bedroom and so I unbolted the door then joined her. We were both still in a silly mood, and soon nude, when I ran to the washroom for a moment and Kim ran to bolt the door again.
Just as she got to the door she suddenly came flying down the hall and called out, "Close the door." because we tend to not close the washroom door when the roommate is not around. I did not understand why Kim ran by until I heard him open the front door and quickly I slammed the washroom door. Now I was stuck in the washroom with no clothes and Kim was in the bedroom.
"Hello?" He said, "How is everything?" I burst out into nervous laughter. I could not believe how close he was to seeing the both of us stark naked.
He was like, "Why are you nervously laughing? Were you two running around naked?" I started to laugh all the harder.
Kim finally came into the washroom with some clothes for me and we spent the next few minutes laughing so hard that it hurt. She told me that she was just at the door when she heard him and considered holding the door shut then reconsidered and ran to the bedroom. She was afraid he saw her butt running down the hall.
I can't wait until we get our own place, but that was just so funny that I had to share.
jaa ne
Kat
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:04 am
Setting: This is a few months before my [now ex] gf and I actually started going out (we were both to shy to ask the other); it was just after Christmas, at my house. My lil bro had gotten a pair of handcuffs and a sheriff's pop pistol/gun... When I took the handcuffs, he asked us what we were doing with it and jokingly (and flirtatiously) I replied, "Oh, we're just playing cops and robbers!" lmao. He was very young at the time, so he just believed me without getting the pun.
Anyhoo, somehow I ended up sitting on my bed, messing with the cuffs while my [ex] gf played on the comp; partially I was flirting, but I was also TRUELY interested in how the internal mechanisms worked. It greatly distracted her from her comp work and eventually caused her to come sit on the bed with me.... I was "looking how different the size of our wrists" were... so I hooked us each to one cuff.
RIGHT then, someone knocks at my door and my mom yells in my name. Me: "Wait!! Uh.. one sec mom!!" So now her and I are scrambling like mad to get these cuffs off, and even though they are kids' handcuffs that have this little lever to get them to come off without a key, we are so nervous we just keep fumbling with the latch. Finally, I get mine off and jump up towards the door while she DIVES her arm under the sheets of my bed to make it look like she just relaxing on my bed. We are both very nervously giggling and I don't remember what my mom wanted.
Later my bro innocently let my mom know we were playing "cops and robbers"... Hahahah.. So she had a talk with me about "not doing anything kinky". But I never understood in what context she meant because she does not know I'm gay and she never knew my gf and I were together (or prehaps she knows and is just in denial).
Anyhoo. I still laugh so hard thinking of that.. xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:00 pm
Yeah, I remember you posting this thread before, Kat, but I dunno where it is now.
That's really funny, with the handcuffs and stuff, FrozenIntellect. xDD
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:51 am
Lol well I have this wierd thing where I can dislocate my jaw. One time me and my gf started making out on her bed, her ontop of me. Well low and behold my jaw gets dislocated on its own and for some reason she didnt seem to notice >.< I couldn't even move cause she had me pinned dowm. She realised something was wrong after a few minutes and sat up and looked at me wierd, and when i clicked my jaw back she was all like >.< and I giggled.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:51 pm
lol, I'll have to tell you when I make out, because knowing me, something is bound to go wrong.
-feels innocent- xDDD
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:52 pm
Dorian` lol, I'll have to tell you when I make out, because knowing me, something is bound to go wrong.
-feels innocent- xDDD Same here, lol.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:47 pm
Haha, 1!zz. xD; That's so awkward.. Doesn't that hurt, though??
@z3r0: O_o;......... xDD
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:07 pm
FrozenIntellect Haha, 1!zz. xD; That's so awkward.. Doesn't that hurt, though??
@z3r0: O_o;......... xDD Hurt? I dont know, but MY jaw pops. Its not aligned right or something. So everytime I open it to a certain point, it pops. Its annoying more than anything. Hm, so to tie it all in. Quite a few times I had to stop kissing Chris coz my jaw hurt from popping too much. D: Shed be all, what? xD
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:23 am
Making out in the kitchen when the roomate who doesn't know were together suddenly comes home lol, bet our faces were beat red
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:57 pm
it doesnt hurt at all anymore. Lol it happens without me noticings sometimes I should get it checked out >.<
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