Here you can tell your favorite snippets from different comedians.

It should be great ^^

"I'm a balloon guy. You know what I say? Gimme a balloon. Sometimes I say it out loud, GIMME A BALLOON! Most people pay no attention." - George Carlin

"You know what my favorite accident would be? Two semi's and a chicken truck being hit by a sewage truck in front of a flea market." - George Carlin

"Here's is another strange group in the english language. Most of the times you'll see these labels on the back of tanker trucks. There's Flammable, Inflammable, and Uninflammable. One of these is not necissary." - George Carlin

See how it goes? Now throw out some of your own, let's get a laugh going ^^