ENJOY!!!
"You certainly know how to insult a raven when the occasion presents itself. "
"Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell. "
"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "
"I would gladly eat chamber pots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice. "
"Oh how you agitate me with your dreamlike reality based on nothing imaginable.
"
"You could you make that sound a bit more distant, like the drain opener with
no hard cream. "
"In your presence even a battalion of body builders could pass the New York
State driving exam. "
"Your moist towelette speaks to me in leather as the disgruntled postman
listens attentively in Yiddish while pumping the iron pumpkin of the mini-van.
"
"You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon
covering a hostess of furry twinkies. "
"'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent.
My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes
Benz.' "
"Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet
bowl to its loudest setting. "
"The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. "
"Softly seething, surreal breathing. Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum.
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria. And I will
ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries "
"Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone. "
"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike
discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia. "
Your mucuous membranes glisten with the glow of forty-seven burning violins. "
"Your brother's chicken coop is as abundant as the homeport of the U.S. Navy's
Sixth Fleet. "
"The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder
in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced Eskimos and
impotent Anglican priests. "
"And now we will have a week without wooden spoons. "
"May your s**t always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe. "
"Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright. "
"I'm afraid I have to throw stuff at that calendar. "
"Your nose is like a Swiss motor-car cream-puff, burning wetly in outer-space. "
"Your face is as wonderous an imperfectly shaven tennis ball. "
"The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapors of nylon
I sense in your larynx. "
"I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-
plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights. "
"Madam, what a handsome moustache you don't wear! "
"You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon
covering a hostess of furry twinkies. "
"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "
"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels. "
"Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build
pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic,
ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and
distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its
brand. "
"Why did the orange get high on the black wasp? To get to the other priest! "
"I'm afraid I have to throw stuff at that calendar. "
"'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent.
My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes
Benz.' "
"I may have the jumper of a crap and paranoid nun, but I have the blowpipe and
lizard monster of a petticoat. "
"The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. "
"It's said that Trent Reznor and Mao Tse Tung have been known to peel grapes
for cyanide capsules. "
"Jimminy Crickett saw that the cucumber was eight-legged, and Jimminy Crickett
separated the cucumber from the apricot. "
"If only the waves weren't so timely in the Philadelphia mango. "
"You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army core engineers simultaneously
trapped in a fit of malaria. "
"You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh. "
"Your admirably Manchurian zapfchancery keeps even the loveliest of DuPont
pesticides in transit. "
"You certainly know how to insult a raven when the occasion presents itself. "
"Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell. "
"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "
"I would gladly eat chamber pots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice. "
"Oh how you agitate me with your dreamlike reality based on nothing imaginable.
"
"You could you make that sound a bit more distant, like the drain opener with
no hard cream. "
"In your presence even a battalion of body builders could pass the New York
State driving exam. "
"Your moist towelette speaks to me in leather as the disgruntled postman
listens attentively in Yiddish while pumping the iron pumpkin of the mini-van.
"
"You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon
covering a hostess of furry twinkies. "
"'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent.
My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes
Benz.' "
"Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet
bowl to its loudest setting. "
"The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. "
"Softly seething, surreal breathing. Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum.
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria. And I will
ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries "
"Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone. "
"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike
discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia. "
Your mucuous membranes glisten with the glow of forty-seven burning violins. "
"Your brother's chicken coop is as abundant as the homeport of the U.S. Navy's
Sixth Fleet. "
"The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder
in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced Eskimos and
impotent Anglican priests. "
"And now we will have a week without wooden spoons. "
"May your s**t always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe. "
"Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright. "
"I'm afraid I have to throw stuff at that calendar. "
"Your nose is like a Swiss motor-car cream-puff, burning wetly in outer-space. "
"Your face is as wonderous an imperfectly shaven tennis ball. "
"The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapors of nylon
I sense in your larynx. "
"I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-
plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights. "
"Madam, what a handsome moustache you don't wear! "
"You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon
covering a hostess of furry twinkies. "
"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "
"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels. "
"Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build
pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic,
ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and
distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its
brand. "
"Why did the orange get high on the black wasp? To get to the other priest! "
"I'm afraid I have to throw stuff at that calendar. "
"'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent.
My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes
Benz.' "
"I may have the jumper of a crap and paranoid nun, but I have the blowpipe and
lizard monster of a petticoat. "
"The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. "
"It's said that Trent Reznor and Mao Tse Tung have been known to peel grapes
for cyanide capsules. "
"Jimminy Crickett saw that the cucumber was eight-legged, and Jimminy Crickett
separated the cucumber from the apricot. "
"If only the waves weren't so timely in the Philadelphia mango. "
"You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army core engineers simultaneously
trapped in a fit of malaria. "
"You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh. "
"Your admirably Manchurian zapfchancery keeps even the loveliest of DuPont
pesticides in transit. "
