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This is Dr. Frasier Crane on KACL 780!

Today's bad weather brings me immediately onto the deep psychological problem's of phobias, I’m sure you know the feeling of Zeus’s lighting bolt's, cracks and thunderous roars rumbling downward upon us and I know many people out there are terrified and trapped beneath covers or bus shelters avoiding them. Bad weather also reminds people of darker times in their life’s, a bad holiday, time in their marriage or childhood...

Right who's our first caller Roz?

*Roz shakes her head in a puzzled expression*

*waits for callers*


Oh, come on! Somebody's marriage must be on the skids! Somebody's career must be going badly . . . besides mine. Hey, how about all you agoraphobics?

I know you're not outside!

Hello there. Doctor Thadeus Venture here proud owners of Venture Industries. Just in to say a quick how are you doing, and to plug a couple of my latest inventions. Hope everything is going good!

I've been sleep-walking. I've been having dreams about being a kid in Crabapple Cove, Maine, and I've learned second-hand from Max Klinger that I was walking in my sleep and talking to people.

Also, I've been having night terrors.


Am I cracking up? Has my trolley gone off the tracks? Am I playing with half a deck?

Your look is almost perfect, Doctor Crane.

All you need to complete it is the salary man's hairstyle.

What happened to Frasier? He's gone. I should comment his profile.

It's just a jump to the left..... xd