Cap'n Jack Sparrow's the name luv, savvy? And I'm here to give you a warm welcome to the lovely Caribbean. She's been me home for a few years now, when I've not been takin' my fill of the Spanish coasts and all its finery. Port Royal's my port of choice, but she doesn't seem to favor me crew and me Pearl too well these days, so you'll find me docked in Tortuga 'til the storm blows over. Nothin' like a little Tortugan rum and pleas'rable company to take a man's mind offa his troubles, savvy? 'Less you're a eunuch...You're Not a eunuch are you?

.... A good lot these fellows...S'nothing left for me in Port Royal these days anyhow. A pity that, really.

I 'magine you'll find me around if ya be knowin' where to look mate. Drinks are on you for me and me crew if you do.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Da dum da dum da dum

And really bad eggs----