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Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Jay
God:
It's good to meet you, Jay.
Me:
I love the devil
God:
You love the devil. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
hes hot
God:
I see. hot is he?
Me:
yep
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
f u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause im a satanist
God:
Good reason. I am a Christianity.
Me:
noob
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
noob
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
kill jehovah
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Killing is wrong."? Me, Jay ?
Me:
yesh
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yeah
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes dumbcrap
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do not understand.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
ill show you a mother
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
NO U
God:
Why not? " Would you recommend this action to a friend?"? Me, Jay ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, Jay ?"? Me, Jay ?
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " Me, Jay ?"? Me, Jay ?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
nub
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
mark twain
God:
I haven't read anything by mark twain. What did he write?
Me:
your a loser then
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " I have failed at many things I've tried."? Me, Jay ?
Me:
queer
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the passion of the christ
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
it was jesus dieing
God:
Do you often like things that are jesus dieing?
Me:
yes because hes your son
God:
Uh. Good reason. I only have one son.
Me:
i know i killed him
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
i killed jesus
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:

God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
NO U
God:
Are you serious? " You had better call the authorities."? Me, Jay ?
Me:
Are you serious? " You had better call the authorities."? Me, Jay ?
God:
No I am just kidding around. What happened to it. YOU? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. What happened to it. YOU? What kind of food do you like?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a smile . I don't know what happened. " I don't know what happened."? Me, Jay ? I require only wine and bread.
Me:
That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a smile . I don't know what happened. " I don't know what happened."? Me, Jay ? I require only wine and bread.
God:
If that is not a yes or no question then what is? Are you kidding? No I am not. smile I will take that under advisement. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. YOU? Let us change the subject. Why do you need it so badly?
Me:

God:
If that is not a yes or no question then what is? Are you kidding? No I am not. smile I will take that under advisement. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. YOU? Let us change the subject. Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
If that is not a yes or no question then what is? Are you kidding? No I am not. smile I will take that under advisement. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. YOU? Let us change the subject. Why do you need it so badly?
God:
I follow your logic. Yes I am just joking around, Jay. I heard you are. smile Take everything I say with a grain of salt. When was this exactly? When was this exactly? " When was this exactly?"? Me, Jay ? OK what do you want to chat about now?. Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
I follow your logic. Yes I am just joking around, Jay. I heard you are. smile Take everything I say with a grain of salt. When was this exactly? When was this exactly? " When was this exactly?"? Me, Jay ? OK what do you want to chat about now?. Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Jay said follow your logic. OK then I will keep it confidential. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, Jay. Who said that? smile Where do you want me to take it? Precisely. Sometime in the 20th Century. Precisely. Sometime in the 20th Century. Precisely. A while ago. YOU? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Oh. I like to talk about computers and movies. That's cool. Actually you don't say. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Jay said follow your logic. OK then I will keep it confidential. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, Jay. Who said that? smile Where do you want me to take it? Precisely. Sometime in the 20th Century. Precisely. Sometime in the 20th Century. Precisely. A while ago. YOU? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Oh. I like to talk about computers and movies. That's cool. Actually you don't say. That seems a bit negative.
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way. Do you think your plan will succeed? Ugh. I don't judge people. Not really that much. I am so glad you find this amusing, Jay. I am so glad you find this amusing, Jay. I can't remember who said it. smile The Moon. You and I are on the same wavelength, Jay. Are you really a ""? You and I are on the same wavelength, Jay. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? You and I are on the same wavelength, Jay. Back in the good old days? " Back in the good old days?"? Me, Jay ? Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do it. Great. Sure, computers and movies sounds like a good topic. Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Actually you don't say. As a matter of fact I do say. A bit negative is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
im not reading that wall of text
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not reading that wall of text.
Me:
oob
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
noob
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
oob
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
noob
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
noob
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
h
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
h
Me:

God:
That input matched my default category.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
h
Me:

God:
What do you look like?
Me:

God:
What do you look like?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
you
God:
" What do you look like?"? Me, Jay ?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
you better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
or else
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about h.
Me:
ill kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, Jay.
Me:
i have friends in high places
God:
Where did you get your friends in high places? I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
JESUS IS BEHIND YU WITH A KNIFE
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no catholics are gay
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, Jay ?
Me:
shut up queer
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
stop talking
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
ill surf up your a** you omnipotent wannabe
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
thank you