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 Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:46 am
I need some help with this promo...seems like something's missing from it. Anyone have any advice?
HAIL DANZIG!
The fans boo as this now-familiar line strikes the sound system. A short guitar riff hangs in the air for a few seconds.
HAIL DANZIG!
The riff segues into Puddle of Mudd's Famous as Danzig walks down to the ring, wearing a lucha mask and drawing boos from the crowd.
"Viva la raza!" Danzig says, imitating Rey's speech. The booing from the fans continues. "Hold on a second, dawgs." He turns around, sticks a needle in his arm, then faces the crowd. "Yo, that's what I'm talking about! 619 in the house!" Danzig then pulls a blunt out of his pocket, lights it, then points to the sky as he takes a hit. He holds up the EG armband he wore to the ring as a further show of disrespect. Continuing to draw heat, he takes off the mask and begins to speak in his own voice.
"Wow, I can't believe someone like that would be allowed into this company, much less the country! I mean, do we really want a steroid-abusing crack whore in EEW? Oh, wait...we have Jed for that." The heat drawn by Danzig intensifies as Jed's fans in attendance show their displeasure.
"Anyway, I think these people are in agreement: that Estremo title wuld loo a lot better around my waist. These people worship me! They chant my name from the opening of the show, straight throught the midcard, and all the way to the damn main event!" Where the fans would normally chant 'Danzig', an 'a*****e' chant erupts.
"How about you make yourself useful and mow my lawn, Mysterio? Leave the title reigns to those of us with legal citizenships. If you get in the ring with me, I'm going to knock you out faster than an electric fence at the U.S.-Mexico border! I'm going to send you back to Mexico crying faster than the INS. And do you know why? Because I am the savior of professional wrestling! Hail Danzig!" The egotistical Danzig watches the back, ready to take on Mysterio should he show up.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:11 am
If you're making fun of Mysterio, you could pop up out of the stage or have some crutches to make fun of his current injury or use some Dominic jokes.
It looks really good so far.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:40 am
MQuestionable If you're making fun of Mysterio, you could pop up out of the stage or have some crutches to make fun of his current injury or use some Dominic jokes. It looks really good so far. Didn't even think of those. I'll probably revise it sometime today with some of those in there.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:06 am
G.W.S. MQuestionable If you're making fun of Mysterio, you could pop up out of the stage or have some crutches to make fun of his current injury or use some Dominic jokes. It looks really good so far. Didn't even think of those. I'll probably revise it sometime today with some of those in there. Word up. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:35 pm
Another great promo from GWS! biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:53 pm
Wasn't sure if the whole "Bong Hits 4 Eddie" thing was too much or not, but hell, I figure if I'm going heel I might as well have a good turn. Danzig never really had a killer promo like Cross did, so he needed this.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:53 pm
domokun domokun domokun
evil YOU DISRESPECT REY
UZI TIME XDDD
jp nice promo mr person i dunno Dx
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