Why do you think that we have this delightful place? [the morgue]

What do people usually do to get to a morgue? You guessed it! THEY DIE!!

I believe that this place was meant for us to slowly ruminate on useless matters, until the forum itself eats our life force away!

How can we stop this inevitable process, you ask? Bring some substance into this area! Make it our secret society meeting place! Consider this to be a call to arms!